#incorrect given quotes
Akihiko: Why do you act like a virgin?
Haruki: Because I am one
Akihiko: We can change that ;)
Uenoyama after the teacher says his homework is more important than practicing: THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!
Teacher: You can take that language straight into detention.
Teacher: Anyone else?
Mafuyu: [awkwardly stands up and slams hands on desk]
Mafuyu: Uh- m-motherfucker-
Teacher:Okay-
Incorrect Texts Pt. 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAFUYU!!
Given OVA in case you haven’t watched it already!!
Ugetsu: The way Akihiko talks to me is so disrespectful
Akihiko: Good morning, Ugetsu
Ugetsu: Shut the fuck up
Haruki: While I’m gone, Uenoyama, you’re in charge
Uenoyama:Yes!!!
Haruki, whispering: Mafuyu, you’re secretly in charge
Mafuyu:Obviously
Yuki: If I die, my funeral’s gonna be the biggest fucking party ever and you’re all invited!
Mafuyu:…if?
Hiiragi: Great. The only part I’ve been invited to and he might not even die
Hiiragi: I’m a threat to the safety of the public
Uenoyama: Oh wow, what’s that supposed to mean?
Hiiragi: It means I’m not allowed at McDonald’s anymore
Akihiko: Ugetsu, do you wanna go out?
Ugetsu: Generic excuse
Akihiko: …did you just say “generic excuse?”
Uenoyama: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Haruki: Mafuyu was with you?
Mafuyu: I was also left unsupervised
Uenoyama: I’m never gonna use math in the real world, this is stupid
[Later]
Haruki: We start on count 4
Uenoyama, internally: Oh fuck
Haruki: I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly
Yatake: Interesting analogy. Chickens are famously bad at flying.
Mafuyu and Uenoyama: *reciting their wedding vows*
Priest: Would anyone like to object to this union? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Hiiragi: *raises hand*
Shizusumi: *forcibly smacks Hiiragi’s hand back down*
Hiiragi: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying
Uenoyama:…
Uenoyama:And…?
Hiiragi: And you are
Uenoyama: Where did you come from?
Mafuyu: I’ve been following you
Uenoyama: For how long?
Mafuyu: All day.
Uenoyama: Mafuyu, there’s actually something I have been wanting to ask for a while. I know we’ve only been friends for a while, but there are times when I feel like our relationship has moved beyond that. That what we have is special and different; exciting and scary. But I want to have these feeling. What I’ve been meaning to ask you is, would you like to go on a date with me? A romantic one?
Akihiko in an orange wig: Hard pass
Uenoyama: OKAY YOU’RE NOT HELPING
Uenoyama: Sorry I’m late I was doing stuff
Mafuyu: its okay I’m stuff
Uenoyama: omg Mafuyu no
Yayoi: haha Mafuyu you are banging my brother
Mafuyu: I love you guys. You’re the best thing that’s happened to me
Uenoyama: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Mafuyu:Yes!
Haruki: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you
Ugetsu: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Akihiko: I think I can take 5 guys
Haruki: In a fight, right?
Akihiko:
Haruki:IN A FIGHT, RIGHT???
Uenoyama: I guess you could say I’ve… fallen for you
Mafuyu: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-
