#incorrect lov

incorrect-league-of-villains:

Twice: Hey, you look like you’re thinking pretty hard! What’s on your mind?

Hawks: If you put a pizza on top of another pizza, you’ll have two pizzas. BUT, if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s still just one lasagna.

Twice:

mrpotatohead-14:

@incorrect-league-of-villains am I just ripping off the actual scene of the quote? Yes. Would I do it again? Absolutely.

This is also an excuse to draw them eating.

Hawks: Hey, here’s some friendly advice-

Tomura: I don’t want your ‘friendly advice’.

Hawks: Alright then, some unfriendly advice-

Tomura: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Dabi: That’s genius.

Tomura: Thanks, Dababy.

Toga: How do I ask someone out?

Tomura: Simple. You open the door, and say ‘get the fuck out’.

Tomura: So where are you from?

Hawks: Kyushu.

Tomura: Which part?

Hawks: …my whole body?

psychic-nura:

blueflamesandredfeathers:

xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx:

blueflamesandredfeathers:

incorrect-league-of-villains:

Hawks: Dabi, I need you to back me up on this without asking questions.

Dabi: Whatever it is, Hawks is right, and you’re wrong, Geten.

Geten:

Geten: I was not involved in this conversation.

My first assumption was that hawks was for calling strangers submissive and breedable, but i’m not too sure anymore

But they expected that reaction, so Hawks must have been the one calling strangers submissive and breedable.

I think that Hawks was the one calling people submissive and breedable, but it would make sense if they expect us to think that, so the only logical thing would be if it was Sako calling people submissive and breedable

@incorrect-league-of-villains omg are you playing 5d chess dkskdksk

blueflamesandredfeathers:

xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx:

blueflamesandredfeathers:

incorrect-league-of-villains:

Hawks: Dabi, I need you to back me up on this without asking questions.

Dabi: Whatever it is, Hawks is right, and you’re wrong, Geten.

Geten:

Geten: I was not involved in this conversation.

My first assumption was that hawks was for calling strangers submissive and breedable, but i’m not too sure anymore

But they expected that reaction, so Hawks must have been the one calling strangers submissive and breedable.

I think that Hawks was the one calling people submissive and breedable, but it would make sense if they expect us to think that, so the only logical thing would be if it was Sako calling people submissive and breedable

xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx:

blueflamesandredfeathers:

incorrect-league-of-villains:

Hawks: Dabi, I need you to back me up on this without asking questions.

Dabi: Whatever it is, Hawks is right, and you’re wrong, Geten.

Geten:

Geten: I was not involved in this conversation.

My first assumption was that hawks was for calling strangers submissive and breedable, but i’m not too sure anymore

But they expected that reaction, so Hawks must have been the one calling strangers submissive and breedable.

Sako: So, have we learned a lesson from all this?

Dabi: Look, I know you want to hear yes, but given my track record-

blueflamesandredfeathers:

incorrect-league-of-villains:

Hawks: Dabi, I need you to back me up on this without asking questions.

Dabi: Whatever it is, Hawks is right, and you’re wrong, Geten.

Geten:

Geten: I was not involved in this conversation.

My first assumption was that hawks was for calling strangers submissive and breedable, but i’m not too sure anymore

Hawks: Dabi, I need you to back me up on this without asking questions.

Dabi: Whatever it is, Hawks is right, and you’re wrong, Geten.

Geten:

Geten: I was not involved in this conversation.

Hawks: [pushing on a pull door]

Tomura, filming: Push harder.

Hawks: Okay, for this to work, you need to be mean to people, Twice. Can you do that?

Twice: Yeah! Try me.

Hawks: Alright. Get me a glass of water.

Twice, handing him a glass of water: Here you go!

Toga: No, Jin-kun! We need you to say no. You have to be mean!

Twice, sighing: Alright.

Dabi: I’ll try. Twice, get me a glass of water.

Twice: Oka- I mean, no! I will not get you a glass of water you piece of… butt.

Hawks: Twice, what do you have behind your back?

Twice: Nothing!

Toga: Jin-kun…

Twice, revealing a glass of water: okAY FINE IT’S A GLASS OF WATER

Hawks, resignedly: oh my god. And what’s in your other hand?

Twice: …another glass of water.

Dabi: w h y

Twice: I FELT BAD ABOUT SAYING NO OKAY

Dabi God, I need some serotonin.

Twice: [stands up]

Twice:

Twice: [sits back down]

Twice: I forgot what that was for a second. I was going to get you some.

Dabi: …thanks, Twice.

Dabi: Hey. Ask me why I hate Geten.

Toga: [sighs]

Toga: Why do you hate Geten?

Dabi, pulling out a 200 slide PowerPoint presentation and a 23 page essay: I’m so glad you asked-

Sako: Where are you?

Toga: Under a cloud that kinda looks like a lion!

Sako: …can you be more specific?

Toga: Okay, well…probably Simba, I guess.

Sako: Not that kind of specific, Toga-

Toga: The adult form of Simba! Not the kid form. Just wanted to be clear. The kid form is a few clouds away.

macckenchiz:

macckenchiz:

incorrect-league-of-villains:

Twice: Hey, you look like you’re thinking pretty hard! What’s on your mind?

Hawks: If you put a pizza on top of another pizza, you’ll have two pizzas. BUT, if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s still just one lasagna.

Twice:

I hate myself

@incorrect-league-of-villains

Dabi: Hey, I’m Hawks’ emergency contact.

Nurse: So you’re here to pick him up?

Dabi: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

Hawks: You have beautiful eyes.

Dabi: They’re reflecting something ugly, though.

Hawks: Remember when you told me not to burn down the kitchen?

Dabi: You burned down the kitchen?!

Hawks: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.