#incorrect nanago

nanami: i need a day off.

gojo: you bet. i’ll take you somewhere to relax.

nanami: i said a day off.

gojo: yeah, i heard you. a day off.

nanami: away from you.

gojo: can i say something that will probably annoy you?

nanami: since when do you ask for permission?

gojo: i don’t think mine’s bigger compared to yours.

nanami: what’s bigger?

gojo: your chest is bigger compared to mine.

nanami: i don’t think so, yours is bigger.

gojo: can i touch it?

gojo staring at nanami

nanami: you want trouble?

nanami staring at gojo

gojo: you want a kiss?

nanami: gojo is annoying.

nanami: —but very impossible to hate.

nanami: you won’t offer me a snack?

gojo: bitch i am the snack.

yuuji: would you rather stay single or date?

nanami: why not include date gojo?

gojo: i knew it nanami.

yuuji: okay so would you rather stay single or date goj-

nanami: stay single, i’d rather stay single.

gojo:

nanami: did you eat all the donuts?

gojo: uhm no?

nanami: i saw powder in your mask.

gojo: that’s cocaine.

gojo: y'all like my pic on instagram.

nanami: i don’t even like you in person.

gojo: i-

nanami: wanna play using virtual reality goggles?

gojo: i’ll pass.

nanami: why?

gojo: i don’t want to be in a reality where you don’t exist.

gojo: i like doing cute couple stuff like this.

nanami: we’re just eating our breakfast.

gojo: yup, but with matching crocs and pajamas.