#incorrect-newtina

incorrect-newtina:

-playing Dungeons and Dragons-

Newt: I roll to steal Tina’s heart.

Tina: Newt, you can’t-

Newt: -rolls a twenty-

Tina:

Jacob, the dungeonmaster: You have a spring wedding. Queenie is Tina’s maid of honor. I’m Newt’s best man.