I can’t believe that, for all the things I know about this book via cultural osmosis, the actual plot is not one of them. Much like my good friend Jonathan Harker, I literally have no idea where Dracula is going.

silvergent:

galahadwilder:

galahadwilder:

Members of Madame Bustier’s class to each other after the reveal: so what’s YOUR Marinette-assigned fursona

In Paris you don’t choose your fursona a little girl in polka dots gives it to you and then asks you to help her beat up pigeons

skrewsociety:

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

dongstomper:

gotitforcheap:

Bam Margera 

ultimate ability: does whatever the fuck he wants

Best friend’s dad, Frankie Morales????

strawberryjellystuff-deactivate:

shapa-likes-art:

mushroomjuice:

mushroomjuice:

I just gotta gush like Janus’ comeback to Roman about him not having a moustache like jabdjsbdjxjmskhf wOW I was just :0 *surprised pikachu x50*

Janus: Roman thank god you don’t have a moustache, otherwise between you and Remus I wouldn’t know who the evil twin is.

Me:

I was caught of guard with it-

I LAUGHED SO HARD

but its a but sad tho

like

He revealed his REAL NAME, he got all of his walls down, got his guard down, it was clearly a sensitive thing right

and then Roman comes and atacks him in his weakest most vulnerable moment

so all Deceit could do was compare him to the only person he never wants to become

Maul: *offering me his hand* Join me….

Me: Okay but how committed to this relationship are you??

Maul: What?

Me: I have to know you’re not gonna dump me.

Maul: I-

Me: I need a man who’s gonna do right by me.

Maul: …

Me: I’m ready for a strong, healthy marriage now. Right now.

Maul: I’m sorry, I think-

Me: ARE YOU READY TO BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN OR NOT

laitingz-deactivated20220110:

random things i’ve drawn lately idk is this an idol au of sorts man i really don’t know (also might be an excuse to draw sakusa in jinyoung clothes iykyk)

incorrect-newtina:

-playing Dungeons and Dragons-

Newt: I roll to steal Tina’s heart.

Tina: Newt, you can’t-

Newt: -rolls a twenty-

Tina:

Jacob, the dungeonmaster: You have a spring wedding. Queenie is Tina’s maid of honor. I’m Newt’s best man.

vantasticmess:

soooooo i was thinking that maybe the reason they changed add/adhd to adhd-pi/adhd/adhd-c is because it’s easier to google ‘adhd-pi’ than it is to google ‘add’

i mean

i’m just saying

snailkeeper:

ok i know this isnt exactly how things went but these are my personal feelings abt the last quest

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

afemtaks:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloodydivorce“

i split it

#i homewreck it

youngblackandvegan:

Some guys are just so boring. Like all they have to offer is dick, a few good morning texts, and a boring conversation. And people settle for it because they are desperate to have someone. But life should be exciting and relationships should be fun and spontaneous and bring out the creativity in both people. Well that’s what it has to be for me. That’s a must. Wanting to experience a life of enjoyment together is a form of intimacy

*when needed* not before. Don’t accidentally build the coffin first and don’t lose the instructions. Your family will have to bury you in a effed up coffin they put together by guessing