#incorrect star wars quotes

anakin:i feel like i can be myself around you.

ahsoka:you’re obnoxious and loud around me.

anakin:yes.

anakin:you might not know this, ahsoka, but i am a flawed person.

ahsoka:oh, skyguy. 

ahsoka:ido know that.

anakin:i fixed it.

obi-wan: what did you fix?

anakin: everything! [loud explosion in the background]

anakin: ..except that.

ahsoka:master kenobi?

anakin: you love us, right?

obi-wan: 

obi-wan:what did you two do.

ahsoka:a pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

anakin:an optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

obi-wan: a realist sees a freight train.

cody:the train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

anakin:hey, ahsoka, are you awake?

ahsoka:what?

anakin: are you awake?

ahsoka:who do you think said “what”?

anakin, over text: turn around :)

anakin: no the other way

anakin: wrong way again

obi-wan: where are you?!

anakin: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me :)

anakin:obi-wan’s mad at me and i don’t know why.

ahsoka: were you talking to him before he got mad?

anakin:yeah?

ahsoka:that’s probably why.

ahsoka: master kenobi, there’s a monster under my bed, and it’s really ugly.

anakin, from the bottom bunk: i can hear you

anakin, to obi-wan: how come when i wanna do fun stuff that’ll only maybe kill me, you’re against it?

ahsoka:who hurt you?

anakin:me. 

anakin:i make bad decisions because i’m stupid.

ahsoka:i really love girls. they are so amazing, such wonderful beings

anakin:in a feminism way or in a gay way?

ahsoka:yes.

anakin:why do you think i don’t like you? i do. i would kill for you. ask me to kill for you.

ahsoka:first of all, calm down.

anakin: if there is credit to take, i will humbly take it. but if there is blame, it’s obi-wan’s fault.

anakin: i’m married to padme.

obi-wan:[gasps]

obi-wan: wait, why am i gasping? i already knew that.

anakin:true warriors don’t faint. we take unintended, decisive naps.

anakin: the last guy’s blood didn’t splatter across my chest sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

anakin: i got us matching friendship bracelets because you said i don’t care about our relationship.

obi-wan:these are handcuffs, anakin.

anakin: close enough!

anakin:we have a problem.

obi-wan: no, YOU have a problem. i have an idiot who keeps making the problems.

ahsoka:next question. you’re into senator amidala.

anakin: that wasn’t a question?

ahsoka: so you agree, it’s a fact.