#incorrect star wars quotes
Obi-Wan: Quick, we need a distraction. Is anyone good at jumping up and down and make noises?
Cody: Yes, it’s you.
Obi-wan: I don’t see what you mean?
Cody: You doing it plenty at night.
Anakin: Fuck you!
Obi-wan: *looking at Cody*
Cody whispering: want later?
Obi-wan: Maybe later, but listen here you little….
Anakin: Hey guys did-Uh….. Am I interrupting something.
Cody: Of course not, General Skywalker. We just both half naked, because we follow a new trend.
Anakin: What is it called?
Obi-wan: Get out.
Obi-wan: Commander, I believe I’m starting to have feelings for you.
Cody in a gay panic: Cool! See you later.
*Later that night*
Cody: And I said ‘cool’
Rex: Sucks to be you Codes.
Cody: I said cool…
Rex: *patting Cody*
Cody: Ah, so you decide to dress up dead,for Halloween.
Obi-wan *viably confused*: What you mean?
Cody: Well, the sickly pale skin. Your eyes looking like bruises. Blue lips. That’s an amazing make up actually.
Obi-wan: Make up??
Cody: Make up. For Halloween. That’s what you did, right?
Obi-wan:…
Cody:Right??
Obi-wan:…
Obi-wan: I love you.
Cody: I will murder you.
Dooku: My grandpadawan doesn’t need a slut, clone.
Cody: I know. But I needed one, so I found your grandpadawan.
Dooku: *ignites the lightsaber*
Qui-gon: Stop fripping my padawan!
Cody: Stop having a sexy son!
Qui-gon:>:O
Obi-wanblushing: Uh… Thank you Commander.
Cody: I never need a bitch.
Cody: I am what a bitch needs *winks*
Obi-wan: Cody, if you call me again a bitch. I hope you’re having a good friendship with the couch.
Modern au
Cody with boxers and socks: Morning babes *kiss Obi-wan forehead*
Obi-wan: Cody, I am on a zoom meeting.
Cody: Oh sh-*runs away from the camera*
Rex: Professor, I don’t want to see my brother again like this. Its give me ideas I don’t want to know.
Qui-gon:Commander?
Cody: Yes sir?
Qui-gon: Are you kriffing my former padawan?
Cody: Sir, Kamino taught me, not to lie to my superiors. Hells, even Alpha himself.
Qui-gon: Oh… So I take that as a no.
Cody:Well…*runs*
Qui-gon:>:O
Qui-gon: He’s fripping my padawan!
Cody: Do you ever feel, you being watch?
Obi-wan: We are. That ghost won’t stop giving me, the “disappointed looks”.
Cody: WHAT ghost!?
Imagine there being no ghost but Obi-Wan just saying that to fuck with Cody
Cody pointing the blaster in the air: Are you SURE, there is a ghost with us?
Obi-wan: Maybe it is, maybe it is not. Who knows.
Cody: I will shoot you.
Cody: Do you ever feel, you being watch?
Obi-wan: We are. That ghost won’t stop giving me, the “disappointed looks”.
Cody: WHAT ghost!?
Sith AU
Cody: What do you choose? The easy way or the hard way?
Obi-wan: The fun way.
Cody: The fun way?
Obi-wan: Well yes. We play some games and then, it’s up to you if you want to be a “hard” or “easy” way, my dear commander.
Cody blushing: That’s why people hate you.
Purge trooper Cody: Fuck you!
Obi-wan: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
Cody: I’m trying!!!
Obi-wan: I heard from a little bird, that you like your coffee sweet and creamy.
Cody:Rex!
Rex:Sorry!
Ahsoka: Oh. So you like your coffee, like you like your men?
Cody:…
Rex holding tears: I just love, that kid.
Qui-gon: Obi-wan can we talk for a moment?
Obi-wan: Sorry, unfortunately Obi-wan Kenobi just left *leaving quietly the room*
Qui-gon: Oh? I guess I can wait him.
Qui-gon: Wait a- Obi-wan Ben Kenobi! Come over here, right now.
Obi-wan: Shit! *runs*
Anakin: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis
Obi-Wan: What did you do? I said distract them not knock them out!
Anakin: There’s just no pleasing you sometimes
Dooku: without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful
Obi-Wan: thank you for your sacrifice
Darth Vader: My powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met
Obi-Wan: Two times zero is still zero, Anakin