#incorrect tgcf quotes

Hua Cheng: What do you do if a stranger offers you food?

Ban Yue: Take it and then punch him in the face.

Hua Cheng, smiling: That’s right, good girl.

Xie Lian, rubbing his temple: Ok, let’s try again.

Xie Lian: Can somebody explain to me why there is a cow infront of the shrine?

Hua Cheng: Gege, you asked me to get some milk but the store ran out so I panicked and bought a cow.

Xie Lian:……

Xie Lian: What should we name her?

Hua Cheng: Hey, gege

Xie Lian: Yes, San Lang?

Hua Cheng: Can you come with me to see my friends? They need proof that angel exists.

Xie Lian: ….

Xie Lian: San Lang, you have friends?

Hua Cheng: Gege, are you sure you want to eat spaghetti with a white shirt on???

Xie Lian: You’re right.

Xie Lian, taking his shirt off: This better?

Hua Cheng, clearly flustered:n-yes

Mu Qing: The world doesn’t revolve around you, Xie Lian.

Xie Lian: Oh yeah? Hey, San Lang!

Hua Cheng:Hm?

Xie Lian: Please, run around me in a circle for a little bit. I’m trying to prove a point.

Hua Cheng: Sure, gege.

Hua Cheng: [starts running around Xie Lian in a circle]

Xie Lian, to Mu Qing: Now it does.