#incorrect throne of glass quotes
Aelin: I guess you could say I’ve…fallen for you *winks*
Rowan: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-
Rowan: Fireheart, why are there scratches on your back?
Aelin,afterbeingexplicitlytoldbyRowannottotryandpataferalcat: I’m having an affair
Aedion in the distance:*facepalms*
Aelin: *sneaks in through window at 3 am*
Aedion, turning on the lights and turning around in his chair: So where were you?
Aelin: Uh…with Rowan?
Rowan, turning around in his own chair: Want to try again?
Aelin: my beautiful prince, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into darkness if I knew it would make you happy.
Rowan: can I have some chocolate?
Aelin: I’m sorry but this is, unfortunately, my chocolate
Chaol: life is like a game of chess
Chaol: I don’t know how to play chess
Aelin: well, I guess you could say I’ve fallen for you
Rowan: you just fell down seven flights of stairs, how are you even alive?
Aelin: I’m going to jail for excessive cuteness and murder
Aelin: you look nice, I want to kiss you
Rowan:what?
Aelin: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU
Rowan: what are you looking at?
Aelin, taking a buzzfeed quiz to find out what type of cake she is:drugs
Aelin: maybe if we set this on fire…
Rowan: no, yeah, that’s a no
Teacher: Your child said a swear word in class today.
Aelin: I’ll talk to her.
Aelin, to her kid: What the fuck, dude?
Aelin: the party’s boring, let’s go home
Rowan: fireheart, this is a funeral.
Lysandra: Chaol, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Chaol: the best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest
Lysandra:…
Lysandra: Aelin, how do I-
Aelin:knife.
dementor: I will suck out your happiness
Aelin: bitch, you will starve
Aelin: ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘my bad’ mean the same thing, unless you’re at a funeral
Rowan: aelin, it’s 2am, please go to sleep
Aelin: did it hurt
Rowan: *sigh* when I fell from heaven
Aelin: no, from the vending machine
Rowan:
Aelin: cause you a snac
Rowan: you’re blocking the view
Aelin: I am the view
Chaol: name a way to be nice to others
Aelin: don’t kill them
Chaol:…
Chaol: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it
Rowan, about Aelin: I saw her drop a cupcake on the ground and then pick it up and keep eating it. You know what she said? ‘five second rule’
Aelin, holding a snake: guys, I impulsively bought a snake. what do I name it?
Rowan: you did what??
Dorian: William Snakespeare
