#dorian havilliard
tog is not bad but it would have been 1000x better if Dorian and Chaol had made out at least once….
Rereading Empire of Storms and once again notice a difference between Rowan and Lorcan regarding their paramours… When Elide is close to breaking from despair, Lorcan offers her pleasantries and comforts, the bed, a bath, a tin of salve for her leg. He talks about trying to use kindness to make her want to help him, be grateful to him.
Then there’s Rowan who sees Aelin about to snap and is like “Lol backflip bitch”
Everyone talks about what a cold hearted bastard Lorcan can be, but pre-QoS Rowan is 1000 times more of a prick lol
Currently reading Kingdom of Ash and I am not ok
Does anyone else ever just go—Rowan Whitethorn—in the middle of a thought? Cause that happens to me at least 5 times a day
Rowan: *cool and collected, badass, level-headed* I got this under control.
Aelin: *gets a paper cut* Ouch
Rowan: *panics, crashes into everything in his haste* OMFG ARE YOU OK?! YOU’RE BLEEDING! THAT’S IT, WE’RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!
Rowan: Everybody shut up. *picks up phone* Hey, mom.
Lysandra:HIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Aelin: Come back to bed!
Fenrys: Aye! Pass the weed!
Aedion: *blasting out curse words*
Dorian: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
I am a simp for Rowan Whitethorn and I am proud of it
Everyone’s reactions to Aelins surprise plans
Rowan:
Dorian:
Aedion:
Lysandra:
Dorian: I love you, witchling
Manon: I suppose you’re tolerable
*Dorian tears up*
Okay but…
If I won’t be able to stand in the edge of a cliff waiting for the dawn beside my fey mate to march with our army for a war while Harry Potter Lilly’s theme song plays in the background and the cold wind blows my hair…
WHAT’S THE FUCKING POINT???
All the grishaverse, riordanverse, shadowhunter chronicles, throne of glass and marvel characters do be kinda fruity to me- anyways happy bisexual visibility day<33
Chaorian walked so Branika could run
Just the fact that one of the first things Dorian wanted to do when he shifted into a woman was masturbate says so much about him
Oh Dorian, my sweet cinnamon bun, phantom hand killer, I love you
Rowan: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Aelin: okay, but in my defence, Dorian bet me 50 bucks i couldn’t drink all that shampoo
Rowan: that’s not what i wanted to–
Rowan: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?
Sam deserved the world.
Tog modern AU but is but is tiktok
- Manon: is a goth icon, but is frequently mistaken with an e-girl, because of that she hates the trend, but loves all the attention that Hot Topic is receiving;
- Elide: Soft girl before it was cool, is been here since day one;
- Lysandra: VSCO girl, laughs with ksksksksks in real life, not only in social media, but is actually really into environmental stuff;
- Nesryn: controversial VSCO girl, owns a metal straw but knows how to hunt;
- Aelin: hot blonde girl™, has been mistaken with L#ren Gr£y several times;
- Yrene: doesn’t do tiktok since the time some teenagers made of her video dacing with her friends in their uniforms;
- Lorcan: never used tiktok in his whole life, and refuses to, but, if you look for it, there is a vine of him and the Cadre wasted, he was a meme for a while;
- Aedion: never got over tiktok cringe phase, but at least, he has good transitions;
- Chaol: just like Yrene, gave up tiktok long time ago, because of the same reason;
- Dorian: Gamer Boy, has LEDs in his room, usually does some videos making fun of Aedion;
- Rowan: doesn’t has a tiktok, but is frequently seen in the background of Aelin’s videos;
- Fenrys: king of transition, some his videos has gone viral.
KoA in a nutshell
Despite popular believe, Rowan, Dorian and Chaol are S tier domestic husbandos
Dorian: *exists*
Chaol:
Dorian: the only crime that I’ve ever committed is stealing hearts!
Dorian: Just kidding, I killed my own father and destroyed my house
Headcanon #2
Rowan and Yrene are the leaders of a Manorian fanclub. Aelin is a member, she writes fanfic
Headcanon #1
Yrene is pretty professional and serious, except when it comes to Manon and Dorian, she basically turns into Charles Boyle.
King of Adarlan, in the end of Queen of Shadows 4: Dorian, I lov-
Dorian: YET
No nuance November ( Tog edition)
I hope I don’t lose followers
- Aelin losing her powers is actually a big thing for her character;
- SJM completely forgot about Nehemia’s family, which is an absurd;
- Most of her poc in tog are tolken or are there just to die and help the development of the white main character ( like Sorcha and Nehemia);
- Chaol does NOT deserve all the hate he gets;
- Celealena >>>> Aelin;
- Dorian and Manon deserve a novel;
- ToG’s plot and word building makes way more sense than ACOTAR;
- the high point of the last book was Dorian in Morath;
- Aedion does not deserve Lysandra after treating her so badly, when she was pretending to be Aelin;
Rowaelin child:*crying*
Rowan: what’s wrong sweetheart?
Rowaelin child: there’s this boy, and he likes me and…
Rowan: but that’s great, what’s the matter?
Rowaelin child:well…
Dorian: *out of nowhere* HOW IS MY CHILD NOT YOUR CHILD’S TYPE???
ToG characters in a modern AU, but it’s quarantine!
Dorian: did someone said reading as a copying mechanism?
Manon: she misses being out so much, she wants to feel free, but she knows she can’t. So just like a certain priceling once told her, if she wants to feel the wind on her face, she just got to stand in front of her window
Chaol: he is still working, once he is a cop, those ar weird times, and he got to admit, he thought he would never have to arrest people because of a brunch
Yrene: also a essential worker, she’s a doctor after all, she hopes that after all this chaos, she’ll live in a world with less antivax idiots
Aelin: she’s enjoying all this free time to do things that she likes! Such as reading, playing music, Rowan
Rowan: thanks to his wife, his too tired to go crazy
Aedion: he is THIS close to going apeshit
Lysandra: even closer to going apeshit
Evangeline: enjoying herself seeing both of her paternal figures going crazy
Nesryn: DID SOMEONE SAY BAKING AS A COPYING MECHANISM?
Sartaq: DID SOMEONE SAY EATING EVERYTHING YOUR PARTNER BAKES AS A COPYING MECHANISM?
Elide: became a DIY queen, really
Lorcan: a mess in DIY, someone please help him
Fenrys: he developed like, 3 new hobbies, someone please get him some attention
Dorian: There’s no point being grown-up if you can’t be childsh sometimes.
Chaol: you’re just saying this as an excuse
Dorian: shut up
Dorian: I bet you can´t from a sentence without using the letter “a”.
Chaol: you thought you did something there did’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing he first letter of the english lexicon.
Aelin:
Aelin: Fuck you.
