#incorrect tortall quotes
Aly: Why would I lie?
Dove: Because that’s all you do.
Aly: I lie to everyone else. Not to you.
Dove: I’m sorry. I really want all of my friends to be happy together, but, more importantly, I just want them to be happy. If you feel like you need move on, I totally get it.
Aly: Turn around.
Dove: What? Why?
Aly: Because I’m about to say something serious, and I can’t do it if I have to look you in the eye.
Dove: *turns around*
Aly: Now take your shoes off and wear them like mittens.
Dove:Aly…
Aly: Okay, sorry… When I started working for you I was aimless, and just thought everything was stupid, and this rebellion turned me into someone with goals and ambition, which is really the only reason why I’m even thinking about what I really want. I just- I just wanna say thank you. And I love you very much. Which is why I have decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I could do, because I am an actual witch with powers, and I’m evil.
Dove: I know.
Jon: Thayet is so cute!
Alanna: Cute?! She’s the reason faces were invented, you idiot!
Numair and Daine: *accidentally start conflict between Stormwings and Mages*
Numair: WE NEED AN ADULT!
Daine: Numair, you’re an adult!
Numair: NO. WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GET ONUA.
