garland-on-thy-brow:

Does he, you know… visit the crypt of Marius?

He does…

catilinasuggestions:

cicerosuggestion:

catilinasuggestions:

cicerosuggestion:

catilinasuggestions:

cicerosuggestion:

and furthermore i say that lucius sergius catilina is a

furnace

of

inordinatesenualities

truly a threat to our livelihoods!

arson but make it sexy

arson is not sexy lucius sergius

I’M sexy. and i do arson. which makes it

sexy arson

people who do arson are arguably the Least Sexy people i know

nameONE sexy person you know who hasn’t done arson

@catilinasuggestions what about my sexy subordinate @sullasuggestions

norsesuggestions:

Pre - historical scandinavian hobbies:

1. Throw stuff into swamps

2. ??? Unknown

I like this! 

Sacrifice to your bog god

twinkneoptolemus:

@mariussuggestions I’m so sorry

sullasuggestions:

hmmmm@mariussuggestions

hmmmm?@sullasuggestions
So, what are you trying to tell me, Lucius Cornelius? 

• I have a great endurance for pain so I could undergo this operation. 
• I built a house and you liked it. 
• Washing the dishes is not foreign to me.
  
• Plutarch is Greek so he probably has never had contact with a sword that was not metaphorical. Even you would seem warlike to him. 
• I’m obviously not dead.

Send me some questions! Tell me what’s on your mind!

caesaroctgayvius:

Gaius Marius was only sexy in theory. He himself was not sexy. But his power was sexy. And the fact he loved his wife, that’s sexy too. I guess Gaius Marius was sexy, but his sexiness transcended beyond his physicality

Just face it, I’m sexy

garland-on-thy-brow:

Sir, that’s my emotional support command against Mithridates.

WRONG that’s MY emotional support command against Mithridates

norsesuggestions:

swamp without sacrifice :(

sacrifice to your bog god and receive a consulship

garland-on-thy-brow:

garland-on-thy-brow:

anakinskydala:

every time i see the phrase “consular dating” i think it should be referring to some dating reality show. like the bachelor but for roman consuls

top 10 most dateable consuls go (@porciacatonis)

• 10. ???
  
• 9. ???
  
• 8. ???
  
• 7. ME
  
• 6. ME
  
• 5. ME
  
• 4. ME
  
• 3. ME
  
• 2. ME
  
• 1. ME
  

- as told by Gaius Marius

@mariussuggestions am I correct or do you have another list?

@garland-on-thy-brow

Here is my list of dateable consuls:

• 10. Metellus Pius. Date him to keep him away from my son
  
• 9. Scipio Africanus. He and Hannibal remind me of myself and Jugurtha
  
• 8. Lucius Cornelius Cinna. Not the original Lucius Cornelius but will do
  
• 7. Marcus Antonius Orator. Kinda hot like Antonii tend to be but also smart
  
• 6. Manius Aquillius. Loyal (to me) but overestimates himself
  
• 5. Marcus Aemilius Scaurus. My bff in the nineties
  
• 4. Rutilius Rufus. A good friend
  
• 3. Scipio Aemilianus, You can learn a lot from him
  
• 2. Sulla. He’s kinda sexy
  
• 1. ME. Loving yourself is the key to the consulship.