#is this even funny

LIVE

Yeah baby, put it* on!

*your practical battle armor. You are my champion knight and I love you and want you to be safe while defending the kingdom.

Yeah baby, take it** off!!

**your battle damaged armor. You have successfully defended our people and kept us safe. You are victorious, please let me tend your wounds and cover you in adoration.

#princely posting #is this even funny #idk its midnight and im kinda loopy 
A prince and His knight@prince-and-champion
Sat, 19 Feb 2022 01:13:42
press conference vs. a guy that hasn’t been to a social event in over a decadepress conference vs. a guy that hasn’t been to a social event in over a decadepress conference vs. a guy that hasn’t been to a social event in over a decadepress conference vs. a guy that hasn’t been to a social event in over a decadepress conference vs. a guy that hasn’t been to a social event in over a decadepress conference vs. a guy that hasn’t been to a social event in over a decadepress conference vs. a guy that hasn’t been to a social event in over a decade

press conference vs. a guy that hasn’t been to a social event in over a decade


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#is this even funny #imma cry #because its literally so unfunny #look im not a comedian #anyway #fanart #bruce wayne #the batman 2022 #batman #gotham #dc comics #comics #bella real #mayor real #robert pattinson #battinson #socially awkward bruce wayne #idk what to put for the caption 
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!@WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Sun, 24 Apr 2022 01:11:14
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