#isisishtar
incorrecttendershippingquotes:
Bakura: Talk dirty to me~
Ryou: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Bakura:Wha—
Ryou: The economy is in shambles.
![screenshot of the previous reblog's tags playing out what would be a dialogue between Rio and Bakura. It reads, "I agree but this isn't arousing." "economic destruction doesn't arouse you? babe you okay you're usually all over me before I bring up the stock market."](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7b2a87edabacce1eb8bb6479d9f48425/31dd7fdb52c33b4f-81/s640x960/57984d37a262b00f425adf44ca5afe5a1da77311.jpg)
*gleeful grin* please tell me more
incorrecttendershippingquotes:
Bakura: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.
Marik: A dentist.
Ryou: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police.
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ikr❤️
incorrecttendershippingquotes:
Bakura:This is bothering me.
Ryou: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Bakura: No, not that. That’s, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1e3d1195e763227a9e31f489bbfcc82/c439684250cb7ab2-15/s640x960/a14158cc505d7ebde751105621e81ba724de2b99.jpg)
that’s exactly why he didn’t do it that little “uh” was him reconsidering his words in less than a second
Honestly I could blame @incorrecttendershippingquotes, but it WAS my own tags that decided to nag at my brain at 3am
LETS GOOOOOOO
incorrecttendershippingquotes:
[after Ryou comes home from school with a scratch]
Bakura: Who hurt you?
Ryou, jokingly: What, you want a list?
Bakura, very serious: Yeah, actually.
![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ac0ef7377ce08b980532da11cbe1d793/976c7bd5b770b823-fa/s640x960/5d398c428f93116b0e311823a6fc8c16a6ac8928.jpg)
@isisishtar WHEN are you gonna bless us with this story asking for a friend
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