#welcome to the queued realm

Ryou, to Malik: [holding a fork] You know, you have a lot of gal for someone who has two perfectly good eyeballs that each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Bakura: Talk dirty to me~

Ryou: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Bakura:Wha—

Ryou: The economy is in shambles.

Bakura: Am I in trouble?

Ryou: Take a guess.

Bakura:No?

Ryou: Take another guess.

Ryou: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Bakura: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

Bakura: Change is inedible.

Ryou: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Bakura, spitting out a bunch of yen coins: No, I really didn’t.

Ryou:N-No!

Bakura: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y-Yes?

Ryou: If I cried every time Bakura lost, I’d be waterlogged.

Ryou: Hey Bakura can I get a sip of your water?

Bakura: It’s not water.

Ryou: Vodka, I like your style!

Bakura: It’s vinegar.

Ryou:Wh-Wha-

Bakura: It’s vinegar, COWARD.

incorrecttendershippingquotes:

Bakura: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Marik: A dentist.

Ryou: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police.

ikr❤️