[Video ID: A light skinned person with beard and glasses wearing a t-shirt with Garfield on it talks to camera in front of a corkboard with small indistinct photos on it. They gesture frequently as they talk:
“But I’m 25 now and the point of this is that I’m 25 and I’ve discovered that I do not give a shit about the lives of high schoolers anymore.
[Shakes head] I just can’t do it. I can’t bring myself to care.
And that’s really affected how.. how like, I watch TV shows now because so many TV shows are like set in a high school.
and tryna get you like invested like [puts on a higher pitched voice] oh my god should I end up with Tommy or should I end up with Greg.
[normal voice with emphasis] I think you should get to math class! End ID]
[ID: loose line drawing of a conversation between Pete and Sofia. Sofia, tears welling up in her eyes, says “I might be pregnant.” Pete stares back, eyes also full of tears, says, “I have three bricks of cocaine in my bag.”]
My greatest fear is that one day my headphones will stop working while I’m on the bus as music is playing so everyone can hear at full volume some shit like “SO MEET THE MONSTERS IN MONSTRO CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND WE SING THIS DIDDY YOU CAN SING ALONG AND SWING ALONG AND WIGGLE TILL YOURE GIDDY-“
