#it would be a beautiful nightmare

Do you possess a flair for the thearical? 

Were you involved in an incident that turned you from polite society?

Do you feel misunderstood and betrayed by a world that wronged you?

Did you swear they would rue the day? Any day? Are they ruing?

Are you aware that, at the time of this posting, no one has made readily available a minor key version of “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats?’