#night blogging
Do you possess a flair for the thearical?
Were you involved in an incident that turned you from polite society?
Do you feel misunderstood and betrayed by a world that wronged you?
Did you swear they would rue the day? Any day? Are they ruing?
Are you aware that, at the time of this posting, no one has made readily available a minor key version of “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats?’
I was trying to decide between two shirts so I asked my friend which made me seem “fun and approachable but like I could still kill a man” and a stranger across the store said “that’s you” to their friend so if you’re ever wondering what my personality is like it’s the same as everyone else that shops at Bluenotes apparently
Every liquid is juice except actual juice which is liberated snow cone seasoning
Me pouring Gatorade onto a lamp: be with your family, electrolytes
I’m so sick of acronyms. Everything’s an acronym now, just call it what it is:
ATM - Bank machine
ASMR - Quite noise talking
USA - Bang bang McDonald’s
LOL - Acknowledgment of meme
GIF - Harry Potter picture
DIY - Advanced crafts
ESPN - Mean Girls quote
Did you hear about the buffalo that showed up at Pride last year?
Turns out he was there to support his bison.
It’s 1 am and I am standing over a sink full of dirty dishes eating grapes and thinking “I gotta do the dishes” for 15 minutes now….
I’m so laid back and desensitized to everything that someone could insult me and I’d be like “haha yeah dude”
I was in such a mega weird mood all day, so I wrapped up in a big blanket and listened to movie soundtracks.
It was nice.
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Don’t tell me that I’m too young to know what love is when I’ve experienced pizza, on so many levels
dirt is the forbidden chocolate powder
what if… jellyfish mermaid
imagine angels but instead of them being “humans with wings” they are “animals with wings”
what if, when an angel has fallen, its halo breaks and what remains is what becomes its horns
imagine deep sea mermaids but with bioluminescent freckles
does earth’s moon have a name
what if souls are really just a type of energy scientists have yet to truly understand
and when we die that energy is released and sent back to the universe to help in creating new life
once 2017 ends, all the 90’s kids are adults
it’s been five years since the end of the world
you can’t spell “succumb to the void” without “succ”
you can’t spell ‘gravity’ without 'gay’
imagine if people with tattoos could summon things based on what tattoos they have
what if we are the aliens
there are colors we will never see
what if the aliens are here but they’re too tiny for us to see
when will grape ice cream become a thing
since we are on earth and the earth is in space, we are in space too
equality is knowing that everyone can be a piece of shit regardless of gender, race, religion, health, etc
what if unicorns are real but they’re disguised as rhinos
