I love seeing posts with complete morbshit made up things about Morbius tbh. No I don’t care what actually happens in the film, tell me more about the morbmobile
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.
it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful
It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.
morbius plagiarised me when he said “i have increased strength and speed, and some form of bat radar” in the trailer for his movie. i say it verbatim every single time i leave the gym
because of hardware limitations of the 3DS, I had to splice the movie up into 10 minute chunks and download them all separately.
this is in fact the best way to watch the movie, as it means I now not only have my own little chapter select screen, but I can also pace myself while watching in case I run into any kind of beasts (rats, ghouls) while in this sewer
