#its morbin time

elytrians:

candyspider:

elytrians:

it genuinely breaks my heart that vampires probably can’t smoke weed

Morbius can

smoking the shit that made morbius

glisteringlord:

tsunflowers:

I think this was a tweet I saw saying “it’s really funny how everyone wants to make morbius memes but no one wants to watch it so none of the morbius posts are about anything in morbius” and I think about that every time I see someone say its morbing time or make morbius jokes in general. no one knows what happened in that fucking movie and yet it is still fertile ground for memes bc the name morbius is so damn funny on its face

carnival-phantasm:

straightedgesavior434:

Truly grateful Morbius came out in 2022 because 10 years ago, “evil vampire Matt Smith” would’ve made this site unusable

arcshikisaybah:

magic-can:

Micheal Morbius really sounds like one of those jokes where the name of the franchise is the last name of one of the characters in said franchise (i.e. Sans Undertale, Komeda Danganronpa, Winston Overwatch, etc.) except no that’s actually his name. like canonically.

windmill-ghost:

windmill-ghost:

People making jokes about Morbius without having seen it don’t even know about the dance

You don’t know what it was like seeing this on the big screen in a nearly empty theater with no warning that it was about to happen

glisteringlord:

plaguedocboi:

Can we bring this back

aflo:

do you think the morbius meme is putting a strain on jared leto’s cult? do you think when he tries to give a speech somebody in the crowd says “it’s morbin time!” and he gets red in the face and yells “i never said that in the movie! it never happened! it’s not real!”

shock:

stardustspeedwaybadfuture:

sonic06apologist:

Whatever you do don’t look up what Sonic’s home planet is

sharkselfies:

youre-only-gay-once:

I haven’t seen anything at all about the actual morbius movie or what happens in it but I have seen a million jokes about the word morb and the entire movie in a gif at least twice

gwenstacyismyicon:

accidentally fell into the greatest wikipedia rabbit hole earlier

I officially want a wikipedia summary of every past and future meme, complete with this many examples and citations

In case anyone didn’t get why and how this movie bombed twice and rose to be the internet’s darling for a few weeks

minicy:

punkbirdwitch:

moonisneveralone:

dreamdrawerr:

We are in the best timeline

Wasn’t there a fucking post going around of them distribuiting it to about 1000 cinemas? They made 85$ per cinema on average?

Here is the source. MORBIUS SWEEP FOREVER!!!

[ID. Tweet from Forbes. Reads: Box Office: ‘Morbius’ bombs again with $85,000 Friday. An image is included.

Image is of Morbius from Morbius. His hair is long, thin, straight, with a rough beard. Hand outstretched has a cut in his palm, which is bleeding. Overall looks 'dark’ and 'moody’ in a cheesy sort of way. End ID.]

The internet gaslit sony into bombing it a second time… incredible

So sorry guys, I like Morbius (the character) for real now

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

I compressed the Morbius movie gif until it was small enough to be used as a discord emoji

xueyangapologist:

IT HAPPENED

beardedmrbean:

teathattast:

Once I Morb it’s over for you hoes

kispesan:

I love seeing posts with complete morbshit made up things about Morbius tbh. No I don’t care what actually happens in the film, tell me more about the morbmobile

idontknownothin:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

magspag:

drtanner:

So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we’ve all been making.

Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.

It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.

it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful

It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.

We did it!

gwenstacyismyicon:

accidentally fell into the greatest wikipedia rabbit hole earlier

I officially want a wikipedia summary of every past and future meme, complete with this many examples and citations

pansexualkiba:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

morbius plagiarised me when he said “i have increased strength and speed, and some form of bat radar” in the trailer for his movie. i say it verbatim every single time i leave the gym

- Bruce Wayne

christianstepmoms:

thatnordicguy:

peggingmothman:

If Morbius was played by Danny Trejo, it never would have flopped.