Ned: what would happen if a werewolf and a vampire bit a human at the same time?

Harley: it turns them into a furby!

Peter: it takes a screen shot!

Morbius: …… *tied down* these are not the type of questions I expected you to ask me.

Morbius doesn’t even feel like a real movie. All the trailers and advertising make it feel like an edgy horror movie from the late 2000s or early 2010s, not a marvel movie that came out this year. That plus all the memes revolving around it being terrible almost makes me want to go see it, even though I haven’t watched anything marvel since endgame came out

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captain-nester:

History repeats itself.

boyboobs:

easy as hell i wont need shelter when im watching morbius in theatres everyday for the rest of my life

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Fear, Vol. 1 # 21 by Gil Kane, with Inks by Frank Giacoia.

last monarch of the Austro-Hungarian Empire died of respiratory failure exactly (to the day) 100 years before the release of Morbius (2022)

Coincidence?

squigglebottom:

Oh you didn’t see me in the cinema. I was so excited! My brother, who didn’t see Doctor Who, was so confused. And this ‘eleven’ made my day! I was waiting for some doctor who Reference and this scene? Was amazing. This and crap in the sky from Spider Man in the end of the movie. All I could think was 'prisoner zero has escape’