#its not even vinegar

Iwa: *has a bottle*

Oikawa: Ooh, can I have some water?

Iwa: it’s not water.

Oikawa, with a wink: Vodka, I like your style!-

Iwa: it’s vinegar.

Oikawa:w-what?

Iwa, looking him directly in the eyes: it’s vinegar, pussy.