Hey! This didn’t work the first time, so that sucks lol. But I’m back! Sorry for infrequent and/or crappy posts, but I was on vacation with my family in places where signal and internet were both rare. I’ve also picked up writing again, but anyway, I do have a jackpot of incorrect shit today. Mostly stupid stuff I’ve done. So:
Haikyuu!! Characters as stupid shit I’ve done
Noya: Was obnoxiously tired one day and got onto the train to school in his pyjamas. Didn’t notice until he got there and just played it off like everyone else missed pyjama day.
Yachi: Got yelled at by the teacher for saying sorry too much.
Makki to Mattsun: ‘So do you think furries say owo and uwu out loud?’
Mattsun responding: 'Yes, but I’m here to tell you that if you EVER say kawaii out loud unironically you are CANCELED-’
Tendou: 'Ah, fuck, I think I lost a heart!’ *5 minutes later* 'Got it back, don’t look in the kitchen. Lots of blood.’
Tsukki: 'I swear to god, if a single one of you cowards come up to me for relationship advice EVER AGAIN, I am not afraid to tell you to just go suck him off-’
Yamaguchi: 'Not everyone can remember every detail about every anxiety attack they have ever gone through. Guess I’m special ;)’
Suga, in response to Yamaguchi: 'Bro you OK?’
Yamaguchi:’:)’
Kyoutani: Has a dog, and can mimic a dog bark. Went over to his cousins’ house (younger, still lives with her mum + has 3 dogs) and barked loudly. Aunt thought that cousins dog was barking and told it to shut up.
Yahaba: quoted a vine in class and started crying from laughter when the teacher finished the sentence.
pairing: fukurodani x y/n who’s not like other girls
wc: 2.1k of pure crack
warnings: painfully cringey wattpad style writing, poor grammar and spelling, y/n is not like other girls, kidnapping, drugging, your parents really suck, i edited this while under the influence, akaashi and bokuto have guns and woke up choosing violence
actual author’s note: i am so sorry. but mostly i am disappointed in myself that this was the most enjoyable writing i’ve done in a while.
My naturally curly (but i straitened it for school) blond hair hit my bestie in the face as I spun around to face her. “Umm, Kelsey-san, no?! Your the one who dragged me here, I don’t even care about volleyball.”
It waz true. She had made me come to the stupid game against my will, all because she had a crush on Boktuo Kotaro, the captain of our school’s (Furikoodane) volleyball team. Of course, thank god I always had a book on me. My favorite subject is English, except the teacher (a/n: or sensei, if we are being accurate, haha ;3) never picked good literature. I had brung my beloved copy of Twilight to the game, with all its postit notes and hilighted pages, hoping to pass the time and maybe look mysterious. i would never tell kesley, but i secretly hoped to catch the eyes of someone there, since the players were actually pretty hawt.
