#i’m so obsessed with this i need it
Spy x Family role swap au but really all I got is actual civilian psychologist and telepath Loid Forger reading the mind of what turns out to be a child assassin and being like “oh geez this kid needs an actual adult”. And then on a journey to get his adopted murder daughter into a decent school he runs into Yor being “ I need to trick someone into being my fake husband for a mission and also so my brother doesn’t get sad I’m single” and his response to that is Hm Well I Do Need Help With Anya Not Using Her Skills For Evil and Trophy Husband Opportunities Do Not Come Often
