#jack dante x reader

brad dourif characters x reader headcanons: marriage

marriage isn’t for everyone but if you did tie the knot, there is no way it wouldn’t be a wild ride with all of them, one way or another. warning for smut (mild).

charles lee ray

• no one could ever accuse this man of being a romantic
• (except he really, really is)
• legally he doesn’t care if you get married or not
• but you suggest it first (not a proposal) and you both mutually agree to it
• then he sort of proposes (with a ring and flowers) after you’ve already agreed
• if you want a legal marriage it would have to be before any of his murders are he is known to the police
• (he’s already known for petty crime but getting married would really blow his cover if he’s already a wanted murderer)
• you go to the nearest courthouse and have a bare minimum ceremony
• he wears the nicest suit he already owns
• and you go out and get a white dress that you could wear again to a bar
• you sign the papers
• then you consummate your love in the ladies toilets
• whether you go on honeymoon depends on how much money you have at the time
• either you go to a tacky wedding motel or you stay in and don’t leave the apartment for a week
• either way you’re having a lot of sex
• like seriously

jack dante

• it’s hard work to get him to actually go through with the wedding
• he is actually the one to propose to you
• after sex of course
• “babe, we should like, get hitched”
• he means it, he does, but maybe in a more metaphorical way??
• it takes some nagging but you finally get him to go down to the courthouse with you
• there is definitely a legal/financial aspect of your marriage
• like he may be the wild card employee but he gets paid ludicrously well for everything he contributes to the company (and to try and keep a little bit under control)
• if something happened to him (and he has no doubt one day bob might just have him bumped off) he may as well give everything to you, there’s no one else for it to go to
• neither of you dress up for the ceremony
• but you do buy some tacky bridal lingerie to wear underneath
• another bare minimum ceremony
• it’s not your first rodeo doing it in a public restroom
• it’s almost romantic, a repeat of your first time
• the white lacy panties are surprisingly very appreciated
• you have to convince him to move back to his old apartment together now that you’re married instead of hiding away at CHAANK
• he honestly probably forgets you’re even married until you bring it up

billy bibbit

• he proposes to you
• one day while you’re at home on a sunday afternoon
• lay together on the couch while you read
• “h-hey, i h-h-have sssomething to a-ask you”
• his stutters gets a tiny bit worse and you worry something is up
• “l-l-listen, I-I rrreally love y-you a-a-a-and I-” he has to pause and collect himself
• but you already know what he’s going to ask and you can’t keep from smiling
• “w-will you m-m-mmmarry me?”
• you throw your book aside and throw your arms around him
• “yes! yes, of course I will billy!”
• billy is a good christian boy so you have a good christian church wedding (unless you have other religious/secular preferences)
• it’s a very small wedding
• only your favourite family members and closest friends come
• same with billy
• he feels incredibly guilty for not inviting his mother, but he hasn’t seen her since he finally discharged himself from the hospital
• you reassured him and remind him that this is the start of your lives together
• he looks so dapper in his suit
• you help him pick it out
• he insists he doesn’t want to see your dress until the big day
• he cries when he sees you walk up the aisle
• loves calling you his wife, and you calling him husband makes him feel wanted
• puts your wedding photo in every room and carries it around in his wallet

sheriff brackett

• he didn’t expect he’d ever find someone he’d want to marry
• (what with his last marriage ending the way it did)
• when he realises he’s truly in love with you, and you with him, he plans his proposal
• it’s nothing extravagant but it’s absolutely perfect
• you have a romantic dinner together and he does a whole speech about how much he loves you
• and you see where it’s going but you let him go on for a minute until you’re like “do you want to ask me something?”
• he flusters about it but is very cute and finally pops the question
• “i - sweetie, i’d be honoured to make you my wife, will you marry me?”
• you have a church wedding (unless you have other religious/secular preferences)
• close family and friends only
• cries when you walk down the aisle
• annie gets very invested in helping with the planning and is probably more bothered about it than either of you are
• you have a (very) classy dress
• loves that he can call you his wife now !! the sheriff’s wife !!
• reception at your house, classic buffet
• lowkey you both cannot wait untl everyone just leaves
• *wink wink*
• you do have a first dance in private though after everyone leaves
• you’re both soft and giggling and the song is a cheesy love song but it’s perfect
• your wedding night is the height of romance
• your bridal lingerie really does it for him
• what better start for your marriage than him making you cum so many times that you lose count?

doc cochran

• you and doc didn’t think you’d get married at all
• neither of you felt the need to make anything official
• you both consider yourself as his common law wife anyway
• but something happens (either you get pregnant or some unrest with the camp politics makes the future seem uncertain) you decide you may as well tie the knot officially
• there’s no real proposal, he just sort of asks
• you go to the Grand where E.B (being mayor) unfortunately has to officiate
• you don’t intend to invite anyone, saying it is no one elses business
• but people catch wind (i.e. al, trixie and jane, merrick, maybe sol and seth) and basically invite themselves
• you wear your best dress
• and doc doesn’t half scrub up well
• Al invites you both back for a drink at the gem which you accept
• (“only one though, al” “sure, sure, you gotta get back home - the marriage bed is waiting - I understand”)
• the marriage bed is waiting though and you get kind of emotional when you go home together for the first time as husband and wife
• funnily enough no one shows up at doc’s that night for treatment and you have the whole night to yourselves

grima wormtongue

• it takes you both a long time before you admit your feelings for each other and commit to having a relationship rather than a friends with benefits situation
• marriages move fairly quickly in middle earth
• no sooner are you engaged are you at the alter
• wedding is moderately fancy because grima is doing pretty well being the king’s adviser
• few people actually show up who don’t have to be there though because neither of you exactly have a lot of friends
• grima almost clams up when it comes the ceremony because he doesnt want to say all this personal stuff about how much he loves you in front of other people
• but you both get through it and finally, finally you are properly married
• he’s very emotional when you consummate your marriage but he tries to hide it
• (but you know him too well)

tommy ludlow

• he proposes one morning after sex
• it’s only just getting light and you both have to get up for work soon
• you’re still sweaty and his face is pressed into your neck
• and in hushed tones you whisper back and forth
• “will you marry me?”
• it takes you a second to process what he said, “you wanna get married?”
• “if you’ll have me”
• you kiss him and whisper “yes”
• it’s a church wedding for you and tommy (unless you have other religious/secular preferences)
• he has a pretty big extended family and he has to invite them all
• your dress and his suit are second hand
• (because you’re saving for better things)
• laura takes a lot of photos for you
• including the classic confetti toss one as you leave the church
• takes you ages to comb all the confetti out of tommy’s hair afterwards
• cheesy first dance at the wedding reception
• you can tell tommy is nervous so you joke around and make sure he doesn’t take it too seriously
• when you get home? goddamn you ride him like there’s no tomorrow
• (still in your wedding dress)

leo nova

• it’s go big or go home with him
• 80s fashion at its best
• your dress is worth more than the rent on your old apartment
• he doesn’t see it before the wedding
• you’re surprised at how many traditions he sticks too despite him having the emotional range of a teaspoon
• not many people get an invite to the ceremony but it’s a wild after party
• like a bunch of coked out 80s gangsters ?? amazing
• the honeymoon is next level
• you go to some tropical holiday resort (caribbean, thailand or spain) and it is all sun, sex and sangria for two whole weeks

tucker cleveland

• didn’t think he’d want to get married again
• but in reality he just didn’t like his first wife all that much
• takes you out to dinner and proposes
• when you say yes he is honestly relieved
• but because he doesn’t want to get emotional he calls over the waiter to get your free dessert
• courthouse wedding
• you do insist he wears a suit though and you buy a white dress
• does the whole “just married” thing on the back of his truck
• actually takes you on a honeymoon (sort of)
• you go out of state and stay in a motel for a week
• (vigorous sex ensues)
• now you’re married good and proper you can be his good little wifey

brad dourif characters x reader headcanons: lingerie

i’m liking doing these headcanons lists for maximum coverage for all our faves. lingerie is is a thing !! and all of them would go crazy for you (even if some of them aren’t very proactive (i’m looking at you jack)). any more requests for these lists are welcomed !! warning for smut(mild).

charles lee ray

• loves loves loves when you wear lingerie
• makes him weak at the knees tbh
• will buy new lingerie for you for any occasion
• your birthday? new panties. christmas? festive set. got a good deal on beer at the store? bralettes. halloween. sexy ‘costume’. fourth of july? get ready to disrespect the flag in star spangled lingerie.his birthday? crotchless panties.
• as much as he loves you in lingerie, he loves taking it off you even more
• makes an event of it
• or just rips it off you depending how horny he is
• goes feral if you buy your own lingerie as a surprise
• “chucky” you shout from the bedroom “won’t you come to bed?”
• complains that he is busy (he isn’t) but slouches into the bedroom anyway
• he gives a nasty smirk when he sees you’ve got all dressed up for him
• but he can’t hide his wide eyes
• he’s in love
• “very pretty panties, but I want what’s underneath”

jack dante

• has the exact same opinion on lingerie as every teenage boy
• it’s sexy, but he can’t tell one bra from another
• the skimpier the better
• his favourite past time (apart from guns) is looking through lingerie catalogues and porn magazines (which he considers basically the same thing)
• if by chance something catches his eye he will buy it for you
• but that is rare
• don’t get him wrong, if you wear lingerie for him he will be drooling
• but also know it all looks the same to him
• will steal your underwear for nefarious purposes

billy bibbit

• if you wear lingerie he is all yours
• (not that he ever isn’t)
• “billy, come see what I bought today”
• genuine jaw drop
• you may need to give him a minute or two to recover
• but once he calms down you can get him all flustered again
• he is very, veryappreciative
• loves the cutesy pink or white lingerie more than the super 'sexy’ stuff
• but that works for you
• he might combust before he could actually buy you any lingerie as a gift
• but you know what he likes and do a perfect job picking out your own
• “y-y-you lo-ook like an a-angel”
• honestly even if you’re just wearing normal underwear he worships you
• very considerate of the safety of your panties so does not damage them when he ravishes you
• if you wear a summer dress with pretty lingerie underneath it makes him melt
• takes his time peeling it off until you’re squirming

sheriff brackett

• he’s too old for lingerie on its own to really get him going
• that doesn’t mean he doesn’t think you look phenomenal in it
• he does
• but it’s definitely more of just a fun thing for you to do that is cute and sexy for him
• it’s playful
• and if you feel cute and sexy? that is what gets him going !!
• feels very honoured if you wear sexy lingerie for him
• (and will be just a little he flustered)
• he does not feel worthy (he totally is)
• respectfully peels your fancy panties off unlike some people (jack, charles, need I say more) who will just rip it to shreds
• as responsible as you both are, you play games with him by wearing something very sexy (and tasteful of course) under your regular clothes
• so when he sees you around town during the day he has a reminder of what’s in store that night

grima wormtongue

• is lingerie even a thing in middle earth?
• really it’s a case of how little you can wear under your dress
• if you’re in a dark corner somewhere and his hand goes sneaking under your dress and you are not wearing undergarments? he is going to lose it
• just to knowing you have nothing on has him over thinking all day
• when you take off your dress to reveal nothing underneath?
• he will lose it
• will ravish you

doc cochran

• sexy lingerie in 1876 was really something wasn’t it
• doc is a simple man, he doesn’t care what you wear or how provocative your undergarments may be
• he loves you anyway
• thinks you are way too beautiful to be with him
• which is why you like getting dressed up for him to show that he’s the only man you want peeling off your undergarments
• get playful with it because doc gets flustered like no ones business
• it’s risky business with how often people just barge on in but sometimes you’ll wear as little as possible and wait for him to get home
• he comes home and you’re waiting in bloomers and your corset
• once he finishes blushing he says “and what’s all this in aid of, darlin’?”
• “welcome home, doc”

tommy ludlow

• has seen his fair share of sexy models
• you’re by far his favourite
• (“none of 'em even come close to you”)
• loves to see you in lingerie, especially if you’ve been dressed very casually all day
• and then suddenly you turn into this stocking clad vixen?
• holy shit
• not that you’re not a vixen 24/7
• but slap a garter belt on and tommy is all yours
• all the fashion photography has rubbed off on you
• tommy buys a camera and takes polaroids of you in lingerie
• (what can he say, you’re his favouritemodel)
• loves on lazy mornings when you get up to make coffee while just wearing panties and a shirt
• (one of his shirts?)

leo nova

• loves lingerie on you
• now he’s got the money he buys the real high end designer brands for you
• which works for you because it is top fucking quality
• silk, lace, straps everywhere
• you are like that rich bitch in the lingerie and flowing mesh+fluffy dressing gown who’s sugar daddy might die in an accident
• tries not to show it but fucking drools over you if you do like a sexy strip tease for him

tucker cleveland

• has simple tastes
• you could be wearing your cheapest underwear and he would still think you’re drop dead gorgeous
• won’t necessarily buy you lingerie
• (unless he’s been away for a while on a job, he brings you something back as a present)
• but if you buy it yourself he will be very appreciative
• so appreciative in fact he won’t even wait for it to come off
• totally happy to just pull your panties to the side and get busy
• “you got all dressed up for me, i oughta show how much i appreciate it”

bonus:tiffany valentine (was inspired to add tiff because of the vibes of thispost)

• she loves loves loves when you wear lingerie
• fashion queen that she is, she owns her fair share of sexy underwear + accessories so knows exactly what she’s looking for when she shops for you
• your lingerie with tiff is slightly more adventurous; corsets, garters, shape wear, vintage bras, stockings
• she is the most appreciative of the lingerie as it’s own art form
• has the most fun with it, you can wear matching lingerie and doll each other up
• before ruining your looks by having very passionate sex obviously

brad dourif characters x reader headcanons: pregnancy (fluff part 2)

ahh I knew I would forget some major thing on the pregnancy headcanons post! this one is mostly about… their reactions when they feel the baby kick! as usual I hope you all enjoy this offering. long post so cut added.

charles lee ray

• you’re lay on the sofa with your head in his lap watching some terrible re-run on tv
• the first kick startles you, until you realise what it was
• your hand goes to your bump to see if it happens again
• chucky notices your little movements
• “what’s got into you?”
• (you refrain from saying “your baby”, even if its true)
• you feel another kick and you grab his hand, moving it over the right spot
• “feel”
• “what’s wrong -” he cuts himself off when he feels the little kick beneath his hand “oh”
• he always gets really quiet while he’s feeling for kicks
• which surprises you because who’d have thought charles ray was so sensitive
• to be honest he just hasn’t fully processed the situation
• (and likely won’t until the baby is born)
• so these moments give him time to think
• he doesn’t mention it but after the first time his hands settle on your bump way more often
• he’s trying to feel for more kicks but doesn’t want to seem soft
• (you already know but spare him his pride)

jack dante

• his detached curiosity isn’t really solved by feeling tiny kicks but it does entertain him
• you’re eating dinner at like midnight in his office when you feel a jab
• you put your hand over your bump and feel little feet kicking
• he narrows his eyes at you, “what”
• “baby’s kicking” you look over at him “wanna feel?”
• he perks up, discarding the take out carton he is eating from on his desk and coming over to you
• for once he hands aren’t immediately grabbing at you and you have to take them yourself, placing them over your bump
• he smiles that sly smile of his when he feels movement
• its definitely more of a source of entertainment than a bonding experience
• but he seems to like it so every time the kicking starts you mention it and he comes running

sheriff bracket

• he has been waiting the whole pregnancy to start feeling kicks
• its another long, lazy night on the couch with his hands cradling your bump when he feels it
• “sweetie, was that - ?”
• you’re so excited as you put your hand over his and wait for the next kick
• “yeah, yeah i think it was”
• theres another kick and you squeal a little bit with happiness
• he gets so attached to the baby before its even born and feeling it kick around just boosts his Dad instincts
• so proud
• brags to anyone who will listen about for strong your little one is already
• when he talks to the bump he tries to persuade the baby to kick
• “c'mon, show daddy how strong you are”
• you joke around about it “stop encouraging them, i’ll never get any peace because they’ll be trying to show off for you”

billy bibbit

• you’re stood in the kitchen washing up after dinner
• he’d drying the dishes after you wash them when suddenly you feel it
• he’s worried something is wrong when you go still
• “is s-s-ssomething the matter?”
• “No, no, i think i felt a kick”
• “r-really?”
• you take his hands and put them over your bump, waiting for move movement
• billy stays quiet
• then he feels something !!
• he cant even speak for a moment whilst the baby moves beneath his hands
• cries a little bit
• “billy, are you okay?”
• “y-yeah, yeah i’m s-ssorry, i'mm j-just so hap-ppy”
• wants to keep you close as much as possible so he can be there to feel the baby every time

doc cochran

• you expect doc to be pretty professional about the whole thing
• keeping track of when you feel movement and checking that the movement seems healthy
• you’d felt movement before anyone could feel it from the outside
• but one day you feel a kick that is stronger than the others
• you immediately tell doc, who comes over from his desk and places a doctorly hand over the bit you point too
• he’s about to start asking genuine medical questions until he feels it
• a tiny kick under his hand
• he definitely cries
• which surprises you and scares you a little
• “is something wrong, doc?”
• “no, no, nothings wrong - the babys just kicking”
• you laugh, relieved “i know doc, i can feel it”
• he didnt think he’d get so emotional about it, but thats his child you’re carrying
• feeling for the first time this life you created together just hits different for him
• tries to pull himself together and be a good doctor (can he be anything else?)
• but his sentimentality just proves he loves you
• sometimes he’s out on call when you feel kicks
• you tell him about it all on the pretence that its for medical reasons but you know he just likes hearing about what the baby gets up to while he’s out

grima wormtongue

• his hands are on your bump 24/7 so it was impossible for him to miss the first kicks
• goes a little bit crazy feeling the baby move
• reminds him that you’re carrying his child and this is all truly happening
• now you’re pregnant you spend a lot of time in yours and grima’s quarters
• grima dodges doing any of his duties to come back and see you throughout the day
• “how is my sweet one”
• (is he talking about you or the baby? definitely the baby, im sorry)
• his hands are on you
• and finally, one day he feels something
• a kick
• his eyes go wide and even he can’t think of something to say
• “it seems they’re happy about their father’s return, they’ve been slumbering all day”
• you definitely play up the fact that the baby likes when grima is around
• because you know he gets insecure about whether he’ll be a good father

tommy ludlow

• he’s actually not around when the baby first kicks enough for anyone else to feel it
• when he gets home you tell him and he’s so annoyed with himself for missing it
• “dont worry, tommy, they’ll be more where that came from”
• its the middle of the night when the kicks start again and it wakes you up
• in the dark you shake tommy awake
• he wakes with a start, thinking something is wrong
• but you grab his hand an press it to your bump and he feels the kicks against his palm
• he sits up in bed and with you leaning back against his chest
• his arms are around you and he holds your bump
• feeling the kicks until you both fall asleep again

leo nova

• he’s not the softest soon-to-be dad around
• but when he first feels the baby kick that jump starts his Proud Dad emotions
• he’s away a lot so misses a lot of the movement
• and he’s emotionally repressed so doesn’t ask about it as much as he should
• but at night when you’re asleep he puts his hands on your bump and wills the baby to kick for him while its just the two of them

tucker cleveland

• another one who misses the first kicks
• he’s been at work all day and when he comes home you tell him
• “guess what happened today”
• “I don’t know, what happened today”
• “the little tyke started kicking”
• pretends he isn’t bothered that he wasn’t there but is secretly gutted
• he tries to nonchalantly keep his hands on your bump for the rest of the night to catch the next kick but the baby is messing with him apparently
• he has to wait for the next day
• you’re in the shower the next morning when you feel movement
• “tucker! come, quick!”
• he’s out of bed like a shot thinking you need help
• he whips back the shower curtain and sees you stood with your hand over your bump
• he realises what’s going on and replaces your hand with his own
• he feels tiny feet under his fingertips
• “well, well, well, kiddo” he mumbles, “aren’t you a strong little thing”

brad dourif characters x reader headcanons: birthdays (fluff and smut)

requested by anon !! what do our beloveds do for your birthday (spoiler, they (pretty much) all spoil you) warning for smut. more notes in tags

charles lee ray

• avoids his own birthday but goes all out for yours
• buys (or steals, don’t ask) you a lot of presents
• i mean a lot!!
• new tv (stolen)
• a lot of lingerie (classy)
• you have a very late night the night before (takes you to a very rough bar)
• lazy morning
• expect a very happy birthday fuck to start the day
• doesn’t make you breakfast because he hates cooking
• but does go out for coffee and your takeout breakfast of choice to bring home for you
• has a cake professionally made/decorated
• (because you made one for his birthday)
• the message on top is something v horny like “your pussy tastier than this”
• or it’s like one word like “whore <3”
• either way it is both hilarious and embarrassing that some poor bakery worker had to frost those words
• takes you out for dinner (very fancy restaurant)
• or to the movies
• another happy birthday fuck when you get home
• (“how old are you again? guess that’s how many rounds we’ve gotta get through tonight”)

billy bibbit

• billy doesn’t much like his own birthday (his mom was too overbearing for him to ever properly enjoy himself)
• but he is great at organising yours
• lazy morning
• as many kisses as years you are old
• makes you breakfast in bed because he is a sweetheart
• he makes you a present !!
• he’s actually really good at drawing and he fills a notebook with little drawings and pictures
• (drawings of you and of things you love and one at the end of himself that he’s embarrassed about but you love it)
• then immediately thinks it isn’t good enough and that he should of just bought you something
• but you kiss him and reassure him that it’s beautiful
• the best present you’ve ever been given
• you stay in that night to cook dinner together
• he’s definitely made you a cake !!
• is it very aesthetic and the frosting is your favourite colour/flavour
• sitting outside to watch the sunset !!

sheriff brackett

• does everything in his power to make the day extra special for you
• (has told his deputy not to bother him unless something really important happens)
• buys you a sentimental/thoughtful gift
• like some fancy thing related to your favourite hobby (e.g. expensive art supplies if you’re an artist, etc.)
• breakfast in bed !!
• in your underwear, sun coming in through the windows
• definitely the kind of guy to get ballons and banners to decorate the house with
• (which is embarrassing but also wholesome)
• takes you out to dinner at a very tasteful restaurant
• you are birthday girl and he won’t let you forget it
• he’s set the bar pretty high sex wise so has to pull out all the stops to make it extra special
• clear your diary for the next 3 to 5 hours
• (“daddy’s allowed to treat the birthday girl”)

jack dante

• forgets your birthday every time
• its not that he doesnt care
• but he has a lot going on
• and keeping track of time whilst he’s down in that basement is easier said than done
• when you remind him that it is your birthday he gets more excited than you
• sends you out to get cake and jelly and ice cream
• which you begrudgingly go and get because you really think he might cry if you dont
• sex is abundant but when is it not with jack
• as it is your birthday he might be kind enough to give you a reach around whilst he rails you
• when he actually gets you a present
• (usually like a week late)
• its either something actually brilliant (like the latest futurist technology (idk what they had in fake-future-2003))
• or its something real fucking sleazy like a weirdo dildo (“so you don’t get lonely when i’m not around”)

doc cochran

• would rather die than celebrate his own birthday
• but he wants you to be happy on yours
• (and every day)
• gets you the best present
• (where from? he has his ways)
• definitely like some first edition copy of a niche book you like (poe, shakespeare, homer, that kind of thing)
• makes sure he has no scheduled visits that day and wants to spend as much time with you as possible
• (will personally beat Al’s ass if he sends for him for no reason)
• you spend the day talking about this and that
• and he reads to you from the books he got you because goddamn does he have a beautiful voice
• gets jewel to bake you a cake !!
• gives you some special loving on your special day
• this man knows how to take his time
• usually he is busy and feels like he doesn’t pay enough attention to you
• so he makes up for it ten fold on your birthday

grima wormtongue

• for a long while your relationship is pretty casual so he doesnt even know when your birthday is
• once he actually figures out when your birthday is he wants to do something special
• even if he isn’t the most… emotionally open person
• grima has sticky fingers so he tends to be able to get a hold of things that others cant
• gets you something exotic, something you might not of ever even seen before
• (think, pineapples or some other middle earth equivalent delicacy)
• you appreciate him going out of his way for you
• makes an excuse for you to leave meduseld with him
• you go up to the fields and look out at the horizon

tommy ludlow

• you both bunk off work to spend the day together
• he is excellent at buying present(s)
• knows exactly what to get you because he’s a good listener
• definitely gets you a record or new clothes
• neither of you have much money so all your plans are always simple
• but tommy is the perfect person to just hang out with, he’s so mellow when he’s with you
• has no plans for the day except letting you do whatever you want
• you drive around the city
• end up going by the natural history museum
• (because both of you are actually secretly soft and love holding hands and wandering around the exhibits)
• or the met (because you both know your fair share about art, working around fashion shoots all day)
• that night you go to some shady dive bar
• (and drink too much, if that is your thing)
• tumbling in through your front door, you two were never going to make it to the bedroom
• “happy birthday” he smirks against you as you both lay, tired, on the living room floor

leo nova

• spendsso much money on you
• mostly because he likes to show off his money
• (“when can i treat my girl to all that she deserves if not on her birthday?”)
• but partly because gift giving is his love language, or at least the only way he feels comfortable showing that he cares
• a new dress that costs more than the rent on your old apartment, shoes that cost twice as much
• takes you to the fanciest restaurant possible
• and then fucks you in the dirtiest way possible when you get home
• and he can go all night long
• *wink wink*

tucker cleveland

• hasnt celebrated his own birthday in years so has kind of forgot that birthdays are a thing
• remembers yours like 3 days before and kicks himself for leaving it so late to get you a present
• (you help him out by giving hint to what you want in the run up to your birthday)
• keeps the whole thing very lowkey
• which you don’t mind, you’re not into big celebrations anyway
• he does get you a gift in time, thanks to your hints
• he’s probably at work during the day
• but after he gets home and you have dinner together, he hands over his present
• although you sort of already knew what it’d be, its definitely the thought that counts with tucker
• “and the best is yet to come, don’t you worry” he says smiling
• of course, the real present is him pounding you over the table
• (because who has the time to go up to bed)

got the room to spare

a jack dante fic, requested by anon !! i’ll take any excuse presented to me to write about jack dante . using prompts from my festive prompt list because ‘tis the season . i hope you enjoy reading as much as i enjoy writing for him. warning for a little bit of smut (because how could i resist) and reference to christmas specifically rather than just 'the holidays’.

“I was thinking about going home for the holidays,” you say to Jack. You’re spending another long night in his office, tangled in his bedsheets with the slow and steady hum of the computer monitors lulling you into a drowsy haze.

“The holidays?”

You frown a little at his question, “Yeah, well, Christmas is coming up real soon…”

“Oh,” Jack replies, unusually curt as he keeps his focus on one of the TV screens.

The blue light is too bright for your tired eyes, so you pull the bedsheet over your face, “What’s wrong?”

“How long will you be gone for?” His vowels are long and elongated, his tone that of barely concealed upset that he only uses when he thinks he isn’t going to get his way.

“Maybe a week or so?” you suggest, shrugging from beneath the sheet, though you don’t know if he’s looking at you.

He pauses for a long while and you think that’s the end of it until he says, slowly, “W-When is Christmas, again?”

Surely he must know, surely he – “It’s next week, Jack. Next Saturday.”

You peel the sheet back from your face to see Jack staring at you, his pale face illuminated by the cartoon playing on the monitor he was sat far too close to.

“That soon?”

“Yeah,” you nod, sitting up. The air around you is cold on your bare shoulders but you barely notice. God, did he really not know? Didn’t he – didn’t he have anyplans? Where was he going to go?

“You do have plans for the holidays, right?”

He shrugs noncommittedly, in that way he always does when he doesn’t want to talk to you about something.

“Jack, are you really going to be alone over the holidays?”

He shrugs again but adds, “Yeah, I guess, I mean where would I be going?”

“Oh, Jack,” you clamber off the mattress, going over to him as he hunches further in his chair, rifling through his pockets for something to meddle with.

You knew he wasn’t very well… socialised? From what you gathered, from what you had seen, he didn’t have any family, didn’t have any friends.Now you thought about it, he didn’t have much of anything.

“You know what,” you decide, sliding into Jack’s lap before he can cut the conversation short, “maybe I’ll stay here instead, might be better than going home to my folks.”

“Parents suck.”

“Yeah, I guess they do.”

Over the next week you make subtle suggestions, trying to ease Jack into the idea of being with someone else over the holiday season. You invited him to your place for Christmas. It’d been a long while since he’d left the Chaank building for any meaningful length of time.

*

Christmas eve was something of an event, as you drove Jack home. He fidgeted in the passenger seat, switching between watching out of the window intently and fiddling with your car radio aggressively.

When you finally made it back to your dingy apartment (which, as bad a state as it was in, was still nicer than what you remembered Jack’s being in), Jack made himself at home. Trainers and coat left at the door, feet up on your rickety coffee table, the gun from his waistband abandoned on top of your TV.

“Nice place you got,” he comments, flicking through the TV channels at break neck speed trying to find anything that would hold his attention.

“You’ve been here before,” you remind him.

He shrugs, as noncommittedly as always. “I don’t remember.”

“Well, we were pretty preoccupied,” you said, coyly, leaning over the back of the couch to rest your chin on his shoulder.

“I remember that,” he smiles, a stupid, dirty grin that you wish didn’t work on you.

“Back at home, when I was a kid, my parents always let me open one present on Christmas eve.” It’s a plain statement, but Jack could apply any meaning he wanted onto almost anything you said.

“Do I get a present?”

“Have you been good?” you giggle, dragging a hand through his could-be-cleaner hair.

“You know I have,” he sneers, then looks thoughtful. Almost genuine. “Well, mostly.”

“Good enough for me,” you lean in to kiss him.

Kissing Jack is like having all the air sucked out of you. He’s quick and desperate and you don’t have even one second to spare to think about anything other than him.

You tug at his hoodie, pulling away just long enough to lead him to your bedroom before he’s back on you, and you him, cold hands pawing at you, clothes coming off not quickly enough to satisfy the need.

“You want your present?” you’re breathless, pushing him to sit down, to lay back on your bed as you work on his belt.

“Sure I do,” he’s pushing down his jeans.

You stand, just for a moment, to pull your panties down, before straddling him again. Icy fingers, fingers that don’t warm up no matter how tightly they grip your heated skin, grab your hips, pulling you down onto him.

You let out a groan, rocking into him. “Jack,” you whisper, and you can’t think about how perfect this is, even if you wanted to.

“Just what I always wanted,” he sing-songs, hands dancing over your sides before he settles back, letting you do all the work. This is his present, after all. The best he’s ever got, he thinks.