#jack of all trades ace of none

Guess who’s back with stupid headcanons.

So, everyone on the team knows that Akaashi is insanely good with english thanks to him having to learn it for his mother, who doesn’t actually speak Japanese.

Everyone also knows Akaashi doesn’t curse. Except he does, but no one can understand it, since he uses such diverse language that only someone extremely committed to learning or is a mother tongue could interpret.

Cut to a volleyball game, and Akaashi trips in the warmups. He says something and the team is confused.

He apologizes before walking away, but one of the coaches of the other team is completely baffled.

This continues on and at the end of the day, the coach says to Fukurodani’s that ‘their setter is much too foulmouthed, you should do something about that.’

The coach who doesn’t speak English is confused, but shrugs it off as the other just being a sore loser.

Konoha and Bokuto later translate what had been said in English, and when that doesn’t work because Google translate is bad, ask their teacher who whips their head around so fast their neck cracks, before refusing to say what it meant.

The next day Akaashi comes and Bokuto rushes up, Konoha close behind, to ask what 'dickface assbiscuit’ meant. Akaashi blinked.

“It means 'Oh No!’”

The next day in English class, Bokuto gets a question wrong. “Dickface Assbiscuit!”

The teacher has a fit and sends him out.