Kakashi x Iruka forever

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Guess who’s back with stupid headcanons.

So, everyone on the team knows that Akaashi is insanely good with english thanks to him having to learn it for his mother, who doesn’t actually speak Japanese.

Everyone also knows Akaashi doesn’t curse. Except he does, but no one can understand it, since he uses such diverse language that only someone extremely committed to learning or is a mother tongue could interpret.

Cut to a volleyball game, and Akaashi trips in the warmups. He says something and the team is confused.

He apologizes before walking away, but one of the coaches of the other team is completely baffled.

This continues on and at the end of the day, the coach says to Fukurodani’s that ‘their setter is much too foulmouthed, you should do something about that.’

The coach who doesn’t speak English is confused, but shrugs it off as the other just being a sore loser.

Konoha and Bokuto later translate what had been said in English, and when that doesn’t work because Google translate is bad, ask their teacher who whips their head around so fast their neck cracks, before refusing to say what it meant.

The next day Akaashi comes and Bokuto rushes up, Konoha close behind, to ask what 'dickface assbiscuit’ meant. Akaashi blinked.

“It means 'Oh No!’”

The next day in English class, Bokuto gets a question wrong. “Dickface Assbiscuit!”

The teacher has a fit and sends him out.

do be cute

°°~Yellow Kokonose~°°

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kinktober day 8: konoha akinori + phone sex

cw.nsfw, mdni, phone sex, [guided] masturbation, edging, slight degradation 

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it’s been such a long day, konoha can only wish to go home to you. he sulks, knowing he couldn’t do that for the next four weeks if he wanted to finish his classes, but the need to be engulfed between your arms in a hug still remains. 

he’s been missing you more than usual these days, he craves your touch more than anything right now. as he closes the door to his dorm, he notices a missed call from you, only a few minutes ago, and decides to return the call. 

he sits on his bed, expecting the same usual cheery tone that always greeted him with a sweet hi, baby!, not desperate panting and begging on the other end of the line.

“c’mon baby, you can do it” he sighs, his palm running over the forming bulge in his pants. 

“i can’t, i n-need you, please!” you whine into the phone, tears running down your face with your hands in your panties. after more than half an hour trying to get off on your own, you thought maybe his voice would’ve helped, but it didn’t. it only made it worse, it only made your body yearn for him even more.

he doesn’t like hearing you cry like this, but he can’t deny the thought of you being so conditioned to him and his touch makes him even harder. he won’t show it, but he loves hearing your little sobs on the phone, and he can only imagine your face when you realize that any hope you had of cumming is slowly slipping out of your grasp, realizing he’s the only one who holds the power to do so.

“you don’t need me, princess, you just need your fingers” he says, releasing his cock from the confinements of his pants and slowly stroking it. 

“‘s not enough!” you cry. “please, please aki- please t-tell me what to do” there’s a small pause of silence on the other end before he decides what to do, he wants to build up tension before he starts talking, he knows you won’t last long.

“touch your clit for me” he orders, and you take out your fingers to rub your clit, quick circles around the needy bud. “slowly,” he says at the sound of your labored breathing. “that’s it” 

“f-fuck…” you moan under your breath. it still didn’t feel enough, but he must know what he’s doing, it’s what he always does, building up the feeling of your orgasm, as slowly as possible, before letting you fall off the edge. 

“keep going, baby” he groans, listening for more of your moans, anything to satisfy him, but he doesn’t hear anything for a while. “your better not be holding back your fucking moans” he says, the sweet tone he used to order you around gone and replaced with one that makes you clench your thighs around your hand. it’s like he saw you, biting your lip in frustration to hold back your whines and cries.

“c’mon pretty, put a finger in” you do as told, slipping in one, two fingers when he told you to, feeling close to the edge in just a matter of minutes. it can’t compare to the feeling of his long fingers, but it’s enough to get you off while he’s away. 

“you’re close? you wanna cum, i can hear you moaning like a bitch in heat, bet you’re bucking your hips in the air, you’re so needy” every word that fell from his lips drove you even closer to your orgasm. he groaned into the phone, recalling how you would tighten around him when he groaned into your ear while he had you pressed into the mattress and fucked you with no end in sight.

“fuck- ‘m gonna cum” you cry, and you hear a slight chuckle on the other end. 

“hm, no… hands off, princess” he says with a smirk. 

“w-wh- no, please! please don’t-” you moan, sobbing into the pillow, desperately bucking your hips.

“i said hands off” he repeats. you take your fingers out of your cunt and wait for his next orders, you can practically see the wide smirk on his face, knowing he’d trained the perfect girl who obeyed him even if he was miles away.

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