#jacob black
someone just inquired about the forbidden book… did any of you actually read passed the 10 first pages? i need to know
i’d love to answer any random little questions y’all may have about my take on the twilight world. idk if any of my followers are still active but if you are, feel free to send me stuff
i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.
So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all alongThe warm water of the ocean did what now
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