#jacobs toy

“Jacob, you haven’t been using that reality engine again, have you?”

>Noooo.  Why do you ask?

“It’s just… something seems different.  I can’t put my finger on it, but I swear something changed.”

>Huh.  Things seem perfectly normal to me. I did open the curtains.  Maybe it’s just that there’s more light in here so things seem brighter and prettier?

“I guess that could be it.  I just…were my tits always this big? They seem improbably large.”

>Well, I’m sure they must have been smaller at some point, but they’ve been that spectacular ever since I could remember.

“Well, that’s sweet of you to say so.  Still, something is different.  I’ll figure it out eventually.  You’re sure you haven’t been using that reality engine?”

>Cross my heart!  If I’m lying, may I go impotent!  You trust me, don’t you?

“Oh, of course I do, Jacob.  Come give your old grandma a hug and a screw and then I’ll make you cookies like I promised.”

>I just love visiting you, Grandma!