#jayce the defender of tomorrow
Professor Viktor
Parts 2/???
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Jayce, dramatically flopping on the work bench: Viktor, tell me I’m pretty
Viktor, smiling sweetly: you’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are
Jayce: if being sexy is a crime, than I should be jailed for 100 years
Viktor: 100 years? For a crime you didn’t commit?
Vi: I can haunt you
Jayce: pfft go for it
Vi: an octopus is just a wet spider
[later that night]
Jayce, staring at the ceiling thinking about wet spiders:fuck
Vi: you’re my best friend, but I’d fuck you if you asked
Caitlyn:what?
Vi:what?
Jayce, from across the room: SHE SAID SHE’D FUCK YOU IF YOU ASKED!
Jayce: my cat ran away…
Viktor, who was only dating Jayce for his cat: I have more bad news
Vi: I hate being touched. The only physical contact I would tolerate is punching someone in the face
Jayce:Caitlynis literally hugging you, right now
Vi: t-this is completely different
Sky: yesterday I overheard Jayce saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Viktor replying “Trust me.”
Sky: I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life
Jayce: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Vi: you’re weak
Caitlyn: you’re strong
Viktor: you’re stupid
Jayce: did it hurt whe-
Viktor:yes
Jayce: you didn’t let me fin-
Viktor: everything hurts
Jayce: what’s worse than a heartbreak?
Viktor: stepping on a cats tail and not being able to explain how sorry you are
Jayce: I’m seriously trying to tell you, I’m NOT GAY!
Jayce: I mean my boyfriend is gay as hell, but ME?! No way
Mel:….right
Jayce: maybe I was wrong
Viktor: somebody get a camera
Jayce: I got arrested last night for being to handsome ;)
Viktor: and you got released this morning due to lack of evidence :|
Mel: I’d say I’m a early bird
Jayce: I think I’m more of a night owl
Viktor: I’m sort of a permanently exhausted pigeon
Cashier: did you find everything okay?
Jayce, who spent three hours looking for chips: yes, thank you
