#vi the piltover enforcer

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Here’s VI. I love her!

Episode 5 is my favorite. I love that scene “you are hot cupcake” and “what’s gonna be girl or boy?” plus she did a kabe-don!! haha … How not to fall for her?

And later when she’s fighting! She’s awesome.

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Vi: I can haunt you

Jayce: pfft go for it

Vi: an octopus is just a wet spider

[later that night]

Jayce, staring at the ceiling thinking about wet spiders:fuck

Vi: you’re my best friend, but I’d fuck you if you asked

Caitlyn:what?

Vi:what?

Jayce, from across the room: SHE SAID SHE’D FUCK YOU IF YOU ASKED!

Vi: I hate being touched. The only physical contact I would tolerate is punching someone in the face

Jayce:Caitlynis literally hugging you, right now

Vi: t-this is completely different

Vi, alone, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket ma’am

Caitlyn:


I’m convinced Vi does some quirkynerdy things when she’s alone. And if you don’t like it that’s too bad *hmph*

Caitlyn: so I’ll start by introducing myself, I’m-

Vi: *walks in*

Caitlyn: very gay and very single

Jayce: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Vi: you’re weak

Caitlyn: you’re strong

Viktor: you’re stupid

Caitlyn: what’s this?

Vi: my to-do list

Caitlyn: but it just has my name on it

Vi:yeah

Vi: like I said, it’s my to-do list

Caitlyn: *eating a cupcake*

Vi: THATS CANNIBALISM

Caitlyn: *confused chewing noises*

Vander: I do not pick favorites

Vander: but hypothetically, if I WERE to pick favorites, Vi would be my favorite

Vander: but like I said, I don’t pick favorites

Caitlyn: I made you a flower crown! <3

Vi: I don’t like flowers

Caitlyn: oh okay, I’ll just give it to ja-

Vi: absolutely not, hand it over

Vi: I’ll pick you up at 8

Jinx:okay!

*8:01*

Jinx: all a woman every does is lie

Vi: this is a hard escape room

Jinx: it’s a family dinner

(This is definitely the dinner scene)

Vi: mirror mirror in the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all?

Mirror: it’s you

Vi: WRONG it’s Caitlyn. Educate yourself

Vi, frantically searching her pockets: shit, I lost my keys, can I borrow yours?

Prison guard:no

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