#jens said gay wrongs
A list of Jens Lyndelle’s most Iconic™️ quotes:
“I don’t want to be similar to you in any way.”
“No! You aren’t my roommates! None of you pay rent!!”
“I’m realizing now that I’m friends with you all, and I hate myself.”
“No one respects family more than Jens Lindelle. Not half-family though.”
“If you’re mean all the time then everyone will be afraid to talk to you and then they can’t hurt you. Don’t you guys understand?”
“Well Blavin, I’ll say it first: I thought you might have ulterior motives—you might be evil or something—but now I know. You’re just really annoying.”
“You are made of jelly, sir. You are an abomination.”
“I… might have some… inner things going on… and I might—deflect a little bit. But Onyx, I would like… for you… not to go mad. I’m—I’m just saying… if-if I had to choose between you being alive or you I being dead, I would… on most days… choose you being alive.”
“Okay team. This dude is trying to get into our heads, but he can’t affect what isn’t there.”
*tap dances suspiciously*
“You. Are. Not. My. Real. Dad. My dad doesn’t have a head, but you do. Explain. That. Ron.”
“Okay, I know that I have set you off on this path where you become codependent to a great deal of t people because you have relied on me to give you positive affirmation. As your friend, I really like both of you. These parasites are very bad for us, and they’re very bad, and we should not be friends with them… what are you? Don’t gossip about me!”
“I can hear the clunking footsteps of someone who sits in economy.”
*wears white and a veil to a friend’s wedding*
“I don’t want to be around any of you right now.”
“I’m going to bed. Everyone can do whatever they want to in the room as long as all the lights are off and you’re completely silent.”
“Okay, what is more important—an old acquaintance, or your goals? Think about it—just some person that you went to school with a long time ago that you haven’t really talked to in a while just kinda showing up? How could you not help them? I mean, you and I were like not super good friends, but you know who I am, and you know I’m fine.”
Onyx: “Have you ever been so passionately angry at someone that you almost felt like you bonded?”Jens: “That’s the only way I relate to people, yes.”
“Life is just a game and you just do whatever you want.”
“Here’s the thing: Onyx is fine, but if she asks me to kill somebody, I’ll do it. Like we’re friends, it’s fine.”
“Nyack, now is not the time to stop blindly following me.”
“I just wanted to say that I’ve come a long way on my journey, and it’s because of all of you. When we started, I was just a selfish guy who only looked out for myself. And now, I’m a selfish guy who has a very cliquey group of friends, and we only care about each other. And honestly, that’s growth. And as usual, everyone else is sucking and we need to step up and do everything because we rule. And Retrieval Team 22 should be Retrieval Team 1 because honestly, why was there ever another team? We’re so much better than anyone that’s come before us and anyone that will come after us.”
“We’re going to take your IP, we’re going to keep the gods in our horse, we’re the villains!!”
“There’s new grifters in town, baby.”
“I think we have a lot of people left to con.”
