Paradise lost

serial experiments jerma

Eeueuurhghhghghhhghhrgrgggggggggrhghhghhhhhghhghgh (the sound the parasites that jerma put inside my brain make)

love is a fickle thing

Jerma: Guys, relax. I’m a trained professional, I know what I’m doing. You think I’ve never used a hammer before? L-literally a two-year old knows how to use one, you just lift it and–

*THWACK*

Jerma:…OOOOOOOOOO!! … Oh my god. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Chat. I-… I-I-I think I broke my hand. I have to go to the hospital, I have to-… Chat, what do you mean it’s not broken? What do you- do you see this? My hand is Not supposed to be a pancake. Guys, this isn’t normal… ‘Blow into my finger’? … I’m not a balloon. I-I’m not a-… What are you even talking about? Oh yeah sure I’m just gonna put my thumb to my mouth and…

Jerma: … Holy shit. It actually wor- it actually worked. How did- how do you even know to do that? Who-wh-wh-who even thinks, 'Oh yeah my thumb got turned into a pancake, let me just blow into my thumb like a tire.’ … 'Do it again, it’ll make your–’

*Jerma looks down, looks back up and grins. He quickly blows into his thumb. His head explodes.*

jermaobsession:

duncebento:

jerma’s invisible bridge

markergraveyard:

so theres this jerma locker at my school

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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990) // The Jerma Dollhouse (2021)

Oops, I know this is totally different from my usual stuff, but if there’s any other jermites out there I made the full dollhouse in sims4. If you have any feedback, let me know.

Enjoy!

I’m gonna funkfnus kill myjshe /j

DONT LOOK AT IT! just know it’s in the ring.