#jewish humor

vonvoulf:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

shlep is one of the best yiddish words and we don’t talk about it enough

there’s no other word that specifically means 1) i am going somewhere, 2) it is a long and not very pleasant journey and 3) i am complaining about it

Ah, the fellow shlep of the ring

koshercosplay:

shiraglassman:

What if we just decided that the Wednesday of Pesach was Frog Day

Because of the frog plague + It’s Wednesday My Dudes memes

ETA: i wanna see a meme with a bunch of frogs rushing at Pharaoh shouting it’s Wednesday

SAY NO MORE

janothar:

Posting this separately because it was originally a response in a thread started by an antisemite…

Proposal to end debate on Magneto’s denomination and declare him the founder of “Mutantistic Judaism” which is Judaism focused on mutants, because he’s mostly say fuck humanism.

This might be the answer to all my religious confusion…

I was just like,

…and it turns out to be galilah.

Submitted by ZS

They were just like,

I’m like,

and also the second, third, fourth…

I’m like,

Guest submission by Elad Nehorai

…and she was serious.

I was just like,

…and my husband asks what’s for dessert.

Their expectation:

Reality:

…again.

Guest submission by Elad Nehorai

I’m just like,

He was like,

I’m just like,

narcolepticgnome:

The Jewish day school/ Hebrew School/ Jewish day camp urge to bang your hands on the table at various intervals during Birkat HaMazon