#jimmy x stan
Headcanon that Jimmy Snakes took Stanley’s virginity.
Stan definately considered Jimmy to be his ‘first time’. I mean the guy was a total gentleman, the went to dinner, had a couple drinks. Heck, the guy even popped on a real hotel room and wouldn’t let Stan pay a dime! And he was kind, too. Kowledgeable, and understanding, explaining every action he took and asking every few minutes if Stan was ok. It was clear this was not Jimmy’s first rodeo. So yeah, Stan considers Jimmy his first time. It sure as hell is easier to remember those starched hotel sheets than those cold alley cobblestones. Less painful to remember Jimmy kissing him and calling him beautiful than to relive the gun bruising his ribs and the cursing rolling off the other guy’s lips as he… But that didn’t-doesn’t count. That wasn’t real. Not like Jimmy. Jimmy took Stan’s virginity. And Stan would fight anybody tooth and nail who said otherwise.
