#john ellis

Because I binged the show in a day so here’s my garbage thoughts.

Dom: She’s literally the best character and the least problematic in the entire show. 10/10, I’d die for her. She also reminds me of my friend and I love that.

Sid: I know he hung out with the swimmy boys and contributed to some of their dumbfuckery but overall he was a good dude. He spent the whole season just trying to work out who he was inside and we respect him for that. The “Remind me not to get in a cab with you guys,” line made me scream on the inside it was so good.

Joey: My precious child who deserves so much better. Watching her progress from Free the Titties to only wearing sweats and not dancing anymore was heart crushing. But when she had her moments of finding herself again I was internally cheering so loud for her.

Leila: We all know someone like Leila who we’d like to punch in the face with a lamp. The only thing she had was the audacity. Every time I felt a shred of sympathy for her, she’d instantly kill it in one sentence. Also, I may have been watching too much Criminal Minds, but that journal does not look good, fam. The bomb threat was just the beginning and I have a feeling that in season 2 she’s gonna escalate.

George: In the very beginning it was clear that he had his flaws, but he was so cute and looked like a nice friend so I held onto hope that he’d turn out alright. He did not and now he can promptly go die. I’m still slightly attracted to him though and I hate it.

Luke: Never liked him. He can die.

Jayson: He was really doing his best to help his friend. It doesn’t work out for him very well, but he’s certainly trying. I hope his concert protest goes well.

John: He is perfection. Mwah. Him and Dom are the cutest couple there and I love them together. He was a little misguided with the $300, but boy only wanted to help his crush out.

Anna: ohhhhhhhh she messed UP. It was so gratifying but painful to watch her realize this towards the end. She should’ve at least talked to Joey, but her misplaced loyalty to her brother turned her into the WORST friend. I’m really curious to see what happens with her later.

Tim: ugggggggghhhhhhhhh another anemic white boy trash fire baby. Like I need another one. He’s made mistakes and arguably is a terrible person, but he’s finally coming around. It looks like he’s gotten himself a lil drug problem now though so that should be fun. I don’t like him but also I like him a lot and when he is being cute or making good choices he’s one of my favs.

If Netflix cancels this one, I WILL kill somebody.