#john orbit
OK, so I am in this video, sort of. The point is that Mark is very adorable! ❤️
i need a haircut! i’m tempted to shave my head again.Also: happy Thursday!
One of my FAQs is, “John, do you actually have teeth?” The answer to that question is yes! And now they are clean. Coffee and tea stains removed! I really love my dental office! ✨
Sup bruh
A morning walk is a truly joyful way to start the day! ❄️
Happy hump day, y’all!
Oh hello! Happy Thanksgiving y’all!
I lured this gorgeous silver fox into my hotel room today! ❤️
Buzz + ‘stache.
How you doin’?
Howdy y’all.
I got to catch up with this handsome Irishman tonight. Neil’s a sweetheart! ❤️
Self portrait in red.
Watching the DNC and we’re out of wine. Sad!
Happy Weekend! ✨
I just shaved my head for the first time. I’ve always thought the aging process in men was such a beautiful thing. Watching it happen to myself is quite a different story! ♂️
Sleepy evening selfie ⭐️✨
I’ve never been big into hats. But I think a cowboy hat sorta goes with the ‘stache. What do you think? ♂️
Happy Friday, y’all! Yee haw!
Cheers y’all!
Happy Monday!
It’s fun to make selfies with a giant cock in it!
Cartoon Memoji John Orbit. Pre, and post pandemic.
