#rmrl selfie
Tho it may not look like it, I’m pretty happy with this haircut. ✨
Sometimes I feel my time at the gym is paying off, and sometimes I don’t. Lately, I’ve been feeling pretty good about my workouts. Happy Thursday everyone! ♂️
Oh hello Jason!
You create your idea of Heaven. I’ll create mine. ⭐️✨
A little bourbon now and then is relished by the wisest men! ⭐️✨
I probably would not shave my head from time to time if I didn’t think bald men were so incredibly delicious. ♂️
Moderna Booster #2: because maybe I enjoy being microchipped and tracked by Bill and Melinda Gates.
Mark and Jay and Austin and me in Austin! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I couldn’t get a haircut in time for my San Antonio/Austin Texas trip, so I’ve got big huge hair, and I’m feeling just a little bit cranky and it’s rainy and I need cuddles.
Mark, meet Levi. Levi, meet Mark. 
Mornin’ yall!
Javier did NOT make it easy. But boy was all of that work worth it. Isn’t he adorable?! ❤️
Just had an amazing hike with this beautiful couple, Max and Tom. ❤️❤️
Happy Friday!
Target selfie #2234
I’ll be the roundabout…
Uffff!
John Orbit: photographer and goat-whisperer.
Moderna shot #2 done. Yay!
May 30, 1992 to May 30, 2022… #30yearchallenge
Y’all don’t know how hard I work as the world’s premier male photographer!
Sometimes you just need a nice bear hug. ❤️
It’s adorable bearcub Mark. Isn’t he the cutest?! ❤️
I’m visiting my former hometown of Pittsburgh, so I got to see some familiar sights today, as well as some beautiful new ones… like Patrick, who kinda fell right in my lap.
Oh, hello again! It’s me, Daddy Orbit, sifting and sorting through the contrast of Life, such as me finding a gray hair in my mustache today.
Drinkin’ with Matthew! Cheers!
Daddy drinks because you’re bad!
I love this picture because Steven, being a giant yeti, makes me look tiny.
We are having a few drinks, and envisioning loved ones who are having some health problems fully recovered and joyful. ❤️✨
I WOULD celebrate Halloween, but how can I when I can’t keep those spoiled, ungrateful children off my lawn? ♂️
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain, with the world turning circles running around my brain… ☔️
