#jun gets dissed by everyone

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Former band man: Hey bro~ is that guy with a woman’s face ZACK? His attitude is pretty different

Koharu: Ah, I’m not him. Sorry man

Daimon: In place of ZACK, we’ll hear you out

Former band man: what’cha say…

Jun: Because ZACK has been tied up over here since the beginning… uu… you guys came to rescue me… thank god ( ; ω ; )

Koharu: Well calm down. For now, you. What’s your goal? Why do you hold a grudge against ZACK?

Former band man: That guy… is fooling around with my girl! That’s why I came here to take her back!

Daimon and Koharu: …what?

Former band man: That girl was originally a fan of mine! She had disappeared from Nagoya after I came out of prison

Former band man: She left a sole note saying “I’m going to Tokyo with ZACK-san~”!

Jun: Uh.. is she the person.. who took the flyers..?

Koharu: Well.. while ZACK is a mess on stage, when he gets down from there, he’s just a shut-in with extreme communicative disorder y’know?

Daimon: I doubt he could even lay hands nor ‘fool around’ his fans. …ah, but he’s a genuinely good person

Jun: You just added that last part in..!

Koharu: So, it’s all probably that girl’s lies

Former band man: I won’t believe… I don’t believe those words!

Koharu: Then just look at the actual ZACK then

Former band man: The actual..? WHERE!?

Jun: …uh, yes~, I’m the actual person~

Former band man: YOU!? THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE!

Jun: L-look at my hair colour inside! Its the same as ZACK’s! Even our voices sound the same! Uh… ****!! ****!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)   *

Former band man: That voice… and if I look closely.. thats true. He doesn’t look like someone who could handle a woman..

Jun:(How mean!)

Koharu: Also, check the story directly from the girl herself. Isn’t this the case of seeding the grudge towards the wrong person?

Former band man: ….SHUT UP! As long as this guy disappears, she’ll come back to me!! I won’t let you keep on embarrassing me!

Jun:hhhhhiiiIIIIIIII!\(º □ º l|l)/

Koharu: Oi-

Former band man: HAH!? Let go of me, you manwoman!!

Koharu: Don’t put your fucking hands… on my guitar

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Tomoru: Feli-san, please calm down and be quiet. While Koharu is fighting with the guy, we need to retrieve Jun

Felix: You don’t have to worry so much. It’ll all go perfectly after all!

Surrounding guy B: …oi, who the hell are you guys? Their friends as well?

Tomoru: See, we got caught after all!

Surrounding guy B: ugh!? [Punching SFX]

Koharu: What are you guys doing! Hurry up and-

Tomoru: …Koharu-san Behind you!

[Punching SFX]

Surrounding guy A: You shouldn’t be looking away…huh? You little-, annoying!

Daimon: You should be wary of your back, Koharu. Its your bad habit to let your guard down after attacking

Koharu: Daimon, thanks… hup!

[Multiple punching SFXs]

Surrounding guy A: Uwa!!

Jun: So cool.. Daimon-san is blocking all attacks and then Koharu-san counters… its like a tag-fight game…

Tomoru: The 2 hour suspense drama, has suddenly become a yankee game…

Tomoru: This isn’t the time! Feli-san! While Koharu-san is distracting them, get Jun!

Felix: Koharu is quite strong. A hero rescuing the heroine… nay, the hero being rescued by the heroine right!

Felix: Yes yes! Inspiration for a new song keeps on flowing in!

Tomoru: He’s just sitting down and composing… at a time like this, this person is just…

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*Although bleeped out, he says something amongst the lines of “Nagoya-people are f*cking smelly today”

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