#jurassic park au

After several weeks of hanging round the velociraptor enclosure Kakuzu finally catches Hidan’s eye, and after chatting each other up for a few more days they agree to meet for dinner. It’s unfortunate that Kakuzu accidentally booked the novelty family restaurant rather than the more sophisticated place across the square, and that once they’re settled in the conversation turns to the subject of evolution, where they soon discover that their views drastically differ.

Hidan’s so upset he can’t even finish his stegosaurus shaped potato waffle, and Kakuzu finds that creationism is a red line for him, no matter how hot the guy is. They part on extremely bitter terms, both certain they won’t be meeting again in a hurry.