#just in case anyone still following me was interested

Me: Hmm, I was hoping to try and get back on Tumblr in October, but then life kind of exploded. Maybe I could step back on now to check up on-

Tumblr: EVERYTHING IS FLAGGED AS EXPLICIT NOW

Me: … Ah.

Tumblr: BLOGS AND THEIR POSTS ARE OUT OF ORDER

Tumblr: BUT ONLY SOMETIMES

Tumblr: GOOD LUCK FINDING RECENT POSTS

Tumblr: OR EVEN A HINT OF METHOD BEHIND HOW THEY’RE SORTED

Tumblr: ALSO EVERYONE IS LEAVING

Tumblr: ARE THEY LEAVING BECAUSE WE HAVE A HIDDEN AGENDA WITH MALICIOUS INTENT OR BECAUSE WE’RE MAKING POOR DECISIONS??

Tumblr: WHO KNOWS

Tumblr: BUT THE GREAT BLOG PURGE IS NIGH

Tumblr: EVERYTHING IS PROBABLY ON FIRE

Tumblr: NO BLOG IS SAFE

Tumblr: DOOM AND DESTRUCTION AWAIT YOU ALL

Me:

Me: Ah, it’s good to be back.