#kagamine len

Fukase: SIR CAN YOU GET OFF THE COUNTER

Len, about Oliver: CAN YOU GET OFF MY MAN?!

Len, to Rin: You’re not built different, you’re just built wrong

Rin: Len, we have something to tell you… 

Rin:We have to put you down at the vet’s office.

Rin: I dont know how to draw things in this position…

Len:Oooh! What position?~

Rin, deadpan:Dead.

Len: Why am I a bitchass shounen protagonist who learned to swear because of shitty English dubs

Len:I’m getting scam called on Warrior Cats Ultimate Edition, the popular Warrior Cats game based on the New York Bestseller by Erin Hunter

Len:I’m magnetsexual actually

Rin:What

Len:I get off to sticking magnets in my dickhole

Rin:WHY?!

Len:Well the blood has to get there somehow

Rin:I’m gonna stab Dan Schneider

Len: Stomp on him

Rin: No he’s probably into that

Rin: Len what have you been writing?

Len:Porn

Len:Yeah, you can get sugar daddies on ROBLOX

Luka, about Len: Miku your boyfriend’s kinda mean

Miku:Yeah well you need to shut the fuck your mouth

Oliver:Language!

Len:Japanese!!

Len:That pasta is labeled Keter. It almost killed me. I can’t believe this… Keter-class pasta…