#karkat hate crusade

karkat’s hair is insured for ten thousand dollars and no one knows why

karkat isn’t actually a troll he’s just really good with ben nye and loves candy corn so much he drooled in a bag of it and smeared it all in his hair

karkat doesn’t smooth over the peanut butter once he’s done using it and by the time you get to it his marled messed up peanut butter has oil in all the dips and it separates and gets all gross. thanks karkat

karkat’s go-to karaoke song is “my heart will go on” by celine dion. he sings it in falsetto. he knows all the words

karkat once called your fave a piece of soggy cardboard