They’re only bread crumbs Michael. You’ll never grow old, and you’ll never die… but you must QUWACK!
DAVID CAME IN! I’m so excited, he’s sooo cute! Not only is it a really good size, but he comes with a custom Lost Boys bathtub (keep Paul away from it please☠)
I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered “kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt” being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it
and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.
the moral of the story is that if I ever sound incomprehensible but I’m speaking with utmost confidence, you’re usually not the crazy one
he only got 6 tweets cuz he told too much of the future and Yogurtdine sent back a model 100 yogurtator to yogurtate him.
