#kim taehyung
: fuck , marry , kill - Me , Namjoona and Hoseok ?
: Fuck you , marry Namjoon and kill jin
: i wasnt even in the list you little peice of shi-
: NAMJOON HYUNG !! JUNGKOOK IS IN THE POOL AND I DONT THINK HE IS WATERPROOF !!!
: what ?!
: he means that Jungkook is drowning
: oh okay
: waiT WHAT-
, : pick a card , any card
: ok
:
: ‘any card’ does not include my credit card put it back-
, : “Love is dead and never existed . All you did was betray me as i sick and festering . You are the defination of deat-”
: bro you ok ?
: Jimin stole my stawberry jam
, : “his youngest sister giggled in french”
: how do you giggle in french ?
: “honhonhon oui oui bageutte !!”
: Its kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy things which you hated as a kid , like naps
: and getting spanked
: we have your boyfriend
: i dont have a boyfriend
: he made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come and pick him up ?
: oh my god you have namjoon
, : he showed me i have reason i should love myself , im gonna become a painter
- 212
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, : hello ?
: Jimin can you change the channel ? im getting bored of this show..
: hyung you are literally sitting right across from me , why would you call ?!
: because shifting my neck to face you is work
: and dialing my number isnt ?
: just change the channel
: wow , so this is it , huh ?
: yeah .. i guess we weren’t meant to be
: we can still be frie-
: god damn will you two stop , you guys keep doing it everytime you pick different pizza toppings
: Jimin bough a chanel jacket with the money you gave him for the food and drinks we were going to have later
: what the fuck ?
: HE SHOULD’VE BOUGHT GUCCI I-
: why is your back all scratched up ?
: *having a flashback of chasing a raccoon when namjoon told to leave him alone*
: im having an affair.
, : any update on j hope ?
: please sir let me go home . Hoseok took taehyungs dog and he is making him dance to mic drop and says im next
, : hyung i bought this snake , what should i name him ?
: yOU DID WHA-
: William Snakespear
: i can explain
: can you ?
: if you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie
: please keep all your small possessions safe and secure during the flight
: *looks at Jimin*
: dO NOT
: *wearing a shirt which says “if lost plz return to seokjin”*
: *wearing a shirt which says “im seokjin but i dont want him , hand him over to hoseok”*
: *wearing a shirt that says “im hoseok”*
: *following BTS*
: any news ?
: sir the whole time the oldest kept winking at the camera and the leader keeps getting distracted by the crabs , the cute rapper was sleeping while the the rapper with sun like smile was asking for sprite . The soulmates are clicking pictures and the maknae is doing some kind of ritual ??
- 211
: i have a question
: yes of course , you can always ask me anything
: whats a ‘dom’ ?
: NAMJOON , JUNGKOOK HAS A QUESTION
Before i was just a fan of BTS and now im an air conditioner
cr yehbts on twt
Why is it always “i love you” and not “i ordered a BTS album for you”
