#bts incorrect quotes
Jin may as well be the CEO of Bighit now. The dude literally gives no fucks anymore.
Bang PD who? I only know Kim Seokjin, CEO of Bighit Ent.
Seokjin: Have you ever read something so filthy that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for for a whole year?
Jimin: Send it to me
Namjoon: I lead a team of 6 fully functional idols.
Bang PD: Well clearly then you have some idols I don’t know of.
Namjoon: What are you doing?
Yoongi: I’m making breakfast.
Namjoon: It’s 4pm.
Jin: He’s up early today.
<Pre Debut>
Namjoon: You can only address me as Rap Monster or Leader.
Hobi *walking into the room*: Morning bestie!!
The rest of BTS:
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Good morning, Hoseok.
Namjoon: Do you take constructive criticism?
Yoongi: Look me in the eye and tell me if you think I take any type of criticism.
Namjoon: Good point.
Yoongi: I joined BTS for the same reason people visit the zoo.
Yoongi: Oh! Shh, look at that!
Yoongi: *turns to watch Jin screaming and chasing Jungkook*
Yoongi: Nature is amazing.
Hobi: What’s wrong?
Yoongi: Nothing.
Hobi: *Suspicion*
<LATER>
Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.
Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.
Jimin: Drugs?
Hobi: Emotions.
Jimin:*Gasp*
Jin: Why do people draw the sun with sunglasses? How is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he is the sun??
Jungkook: He has to protect his eyes from your face.
Namjoon *monotone while reading*: Jin stop trying to choke Jungkook, you know he’ll win.
Jin *getting up to give an award speech*: Would like to apologize to my haters for being an *absolute* snack.
Hobi *sending a good morning text*: Good morning! Wake up my little ray of sunshine! ☀
Yoongi *texting back*: Don’t tell me what to do. *goes back to bed*
Taehyung: Horror is when a screwed up guy looks at you. Comedy is when you look at a screwed up guy.
Jungkook: What if we’re both screwed up and we look at each other?
Taehyung: Gay romance.
Taehyung & Jungkook: *look at each other*
Taehyung *to Jungkook and Jin*: Namjoon has been spending a lot of time with Jimin lately, I wonder what he’s been up to.
Jin: Why don’t we find out.
*chaotic trio, pressing their ears against Mon Studio’s door*
Jimin: Alright boss man, today is popular culture lesson #8 and I am teaching you how to clap back
Namjoon: What is clap back
Jin: I’m a mature person, I apologize when I’m wrong.
Yoongi: I’ve never heard you apologize.
Jin: I’m never wrong.
Jungkook: I’m a bottom. I can’t do this.
Jin *sobbing*: For the last time I don’t know what that means. I’m just trying to teach you to parallel park.
Seokjin: when I was born, the Gods rejoiced seeing how perfect I am
Yoongi: yeah right, you mean Satan said “Finally, competition”
Namjoon: what are you drinking?
Jungguk:coffee
Jungguk: as bitter as my soul
Namjoon: *looks into the mug*
Namjoon: Jungguk, that’s just milk
Jin: *kisses namjoon’s forehead*
Hoseok: why don’t you kiss my forehead?
Yoongi: because I don’t fucking like you
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Yoongi: wait hobi no, come back, I didn’t mean it
Jimin: Does anyone have some baby duck pics I can look at? I’m feeling sad.
Taehyung: Do you have any specific requests?? Baby ducks in hats? Scarves? Snuggling?
Jin: Everyone has a weakness.
Jin: I, personally, am tragically talented and good looking.
Jungkook: Sorry to disappoint you, but I’d rather stare out of the window, listen to music and create fake scenarios in my head than do those worthless mortal tasks.
Yoongi: Tough shit maknae it’s your turn to do the dishes.
Namjoon: I’ve faced way more peer pressure to start animes than I have to try drugs.
Jungkook: I swear you’ll like it please just watch one episode with me hyung! It’s about volleyball and friendship!
Taehyung: What if we made being alive easy huh?? Ever thought of that??
Yoongi: Respect my elders? Absolutely! Let you disrespect me because you are my elder? Hell no.
Jin: All I did was wake you up
Yoongi *struggling*: I had thoughts in my brain, now they’re gone.
Jungkook: Paint water tastes how it smells and it’s strange.
Jin *mildly disgusted but not surprised*: How did you figure that out??
Namjoon: After all this thinking in my head my prospects of becoming insane are high.
Also Namjoon: Hmm. Sexy brain wrinkles would be good lyrics.
Jimin: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Jungkook: That’s not a lot of inches.
Jimin: That’s it-
Yoongi: You okay?
Namjoon: Yeah. You okay??
Yoongi:Yeah..
Namjoon:…
Yoongi:…
Namjoon: We’re both lying aren’t we.
Yoongi: Oh yeah 100%
Jimin: Hyung are you going to complain the entiretime??
Yoongi:Wellsomeone has to.
*Yoongi showing off his song to Namjoon*
Yoongi: See! It’s an upbeat song. Could a depressed person could make this!
Namjoon listening to Daechwita:Yes.
Namjoon: FOUR MONTHS!
Hobi: What’s he talking about??
Yoongi: Don’t worry about it.
Namjoon: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!
Jungkook: Hey hyung would it be stupid if Taehyung and I-
Jin:Yes.
Jungkook: But you didn-
Jin: I didn’t need to.
Jin: Oh you’re singing! Can I make a request??
Yoongi: Uh sure?
Jin:Stop.
Taehyung: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like an one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.
Jimin: Not everyone’s gonna think I’m pretty and that’s fine.
Jimin: They’re wrong though
Taehyung: The flavour of water is its temperature.
Jin: You’re right but I don’t like it.