#incorrect kpop quotes
Wooyoung: I don’t like what you did last week when we were eating :/
Yeosang: And I don’t like you :/
Jongho: Someone once told me that when we take off a leather jacket we reveal another one under our shirt and I haven’t got that out of my mind ever since
Hongjoong: *reading a bedtime story to wooyoung and yeosang* And unfortunately, the pig family burned along with their small and beautiful house
Hongjoong: The man did not come back at that place and till this day, nobody has seen the leftovers of the house and the pigs
Yeosang: I would have stayed for the bbq
Hongjoong: *facepalms in disappointment*
*ateez filming a reality show*
Narrator: It is a peaceful morning~
Yeosang, whispering: it never is
Director:CUUUT!!!
Hongjoong: Yesterday I overheard Yunho asking Mingi: “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Mingi replied: “Trust me, I know what I’m doing”
Hongjoong: I’ve never moved faster from one room to another in my whole life
*in a convenience store*
Seonghwa: What did you need to buy?
Jongho:Patience
Seonghwa: If something excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time you should probably do it
Yunho, coming from the bedroom: TIME TO FUCK A BLENDER
Seonghwa:*faints*
Cashier: Sir, I’m afraid you have made a mistake.
Seonghwa: Yes, I know. Joining this group has indeed made me regret my life choices but they give me fun times too.
Cashier: No sir. You have gotten this pack of noodles which is just for display of the product but are you alright?
Mingi: has anyone seen hongjoong hyung?
Hongjoong, lying face down on the floor:present
KQ: what’s up hongjoong?
hongjoong, after dealing with the rest of ateez: my freaking blood pressure
Hongjoong: I’ve decided to leave my past behind
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: if I own you any money, I’m sorry I’ve moved on
Yunho, rushing into seongjoong’s room: GUYS THE-
Hongjoong, whispering: SHHH Yeosang just fell asleep don’t wake him up
Yunho, whispering:Oh
Seonghwa, whispering: It’s ok what’s going on?
Yunho, still whispering: The dorm’s on fire
Yeosang: Death is just an updated version of sleep. It’s sleep, but without ads or breaks.
Yunho: Isn’t it weird how some people are born with secret talents?
Yeosang: I stopped listening after “born”
Seonghwa: what would you look for in a relationship?
Yeosang: a way out
Hongjoong: What’s bad about meeting new people?
Jongho: they are new
Yeosang: they are people
Wooyoung: i’m meeting them
Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!
Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?
Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!
Wonwoo: *lying on his deathbed* *beckons to Jun*
Jun: *walks over, sobbing* Wonwoo, don’t leave me, please!
Wonwoo: *beckons to Jun furiously* C-come closer…
Jun: W-wonwoo… my greatest friend, my greatest ally, my one and only true brother. It breaks my heart to see you parting from this world so soon- *hiccups*
Wonwoo: J-Jun…
Jun: W-wonwoo…
Wonwoo: Stop with this sentimental sh*t already. Listen very closely to my commands; when I die, I want you to lower me into my grave… so you can let me down one last time.
Hoshi: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.
Jun: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM~
The8: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Dino: … I don’t drink coffee…
dispatch: *follows jin*
boss: any news?
jin holding dispatch’s phone: annyeonghaseyo, do you know BTS?
