#king arthurau
but really… Camelot AU
Steve = King Arthur because obviously
Sam = Guinevere, who holds the kingdom together by just existing and making everyone want to fuck him but not being allowed to fuck him and therefore sublimating that desire to fuck into a deep loyalty to Steve instead
Bucky = Lancelot, who bucks the trend by wanting to fuck both of the above, preferably at the same time
Tony = Morgan le Fay lmao – wait, in Malory doesn’t Morgan le Fay have an unrequited love for Lancelot? L M A O
I’M FUCKING CHOKING
Sir Scott Lang, staring at Sam’s ass: “following Steve is ah, the right thing to do… it’s morally… I had a train of thought here”
Bucky, gazing deep into Sam’s eyes: “you make a compelling logical point”
Sir Natasha, seduced away from Tony’s dark army ostensibly because she sees the light of King Steve’s righteousness, but really honestly because “How can that ass be real? Just how?”
Bucky moves a little closer to Sam and gives her a hard side-eye.
Meanwhile Steve is giving yet another “““inspirational””” speech about doing The Right Thing and doesn’t notice the minor tussle breaking out amongst the knights over who gets to stand next to Sam
tbqh the final straw for Natasha comes when Tony’s like “I mean yeah Sam’s super hot but if you had to choose… you’re honestly telling me I’m the only one who’d fuck Barnes”
what manner of madman was she working for… appalling
meanwhile Sam’s reverse-“Then You May Take Me to the Fair”ing and trying to dole out his favors to everyone equally
meanwhile Sam’s reverse-“Then You May Take Me to the Fair”ing and trying to dole out his favors to everyone equally
fuuuuuuuuuuck lmfao Sam letting Tic Tac take his hand to help him over a puddle so that his feet shall never know wetness, trying valiantly not to roll his eyes until they see the back of his skull. Sam repressing the deepest sigh of all time and golf clapping daintily as Sir Clint does yet another demonstration of his amazing archery skills
Meanwhile Bucky is dying laughing and Steve is trying to remain impassive and kingly but Bucky snorting sets him off and he has to excuse himself before he causes yet another civil war by cracking up
don’t tease me like this
The way SamSteveBucky Camelot AUs have lived in my head rent free for years now.
