#samstevebucky
Steve: *staring longingly at Bucky* I can fix him.
Tony: I can make him worse.
Sam: well I can stick magnets on his arm, and make them spell out ‘dickhead.’
but really… Camelot AU
Steve = King Arthur because obviously
Sam = Guinevere, who holds the kingdom together by just existing and making everyone want to fuck him but not being allowed to fuck him and therefore sublimating that desire to fuck into a deep loyalty to Steve instead
Bucky = Lancelot, who bucks the trend by wanting to fuck both of the above, preferably at the same time
Tony = Morgan le Fay lmao – wait, in Malory doesn’t Morgan le Fay have an unrequited love for Lancelot? L M A O
I’M FUCKING CHOKING
Sir Scott Lang, staring at Sam’s ass: “following Steve is ah, the right thing to do… it’s morally… I had a train of thought here”
Bucky, gazing deep into Sam’s eyes: “you make a compelling logical point”
Sir Natasha, seduced away from Tony’s dark army ostensibly because she sees the light of King Steve’s righteousness, but really honestly because “How can that ass be real? Just how?”
Bucky moves a little closer to Sam and gives her a hard side-eye.
Meanwhile Steve is giving yet another “““inspirational””” speech about doing The Right Thing and doesn’t notice the minor tussle breaking out amongst the knights over who gets to stand next to Sam
tbqh the final straw for Natasha comes when Tony’s like “I mean yeah Sam’s super hot but if you had to choose… you’re honestly telling me I’m the only one who’d fuck Barnes”
what manner of madman was she working for… appalling
meanwhile Sam’s reverse-“Then You May Take Me to the Fair”ing and trying to dole out his favors to everyone equally
meanwhile Sam’s reverse-“Then You May Take Me to the Fair”ing and trying to dole out his favors to everyone equally
fuuuuuuuuuuck lmfao Sam letting Tic Tac take his hand to help him over a puddle so that his feet shall never know wetness, trying valiantly not to roll his eyes until they see the back of his skull. Sam repressing the deepest sigh of all time and golf clapping daintily as Sir Clint does yet another demonstration of his amazing archery skills
Meanwhile Bucky is dying laughing and Steve is trying to remain impassive and kingly but Bucky snorting sets him off and he has to excuse himself before he causes yet another civil war by cracking up
don’t tease me like this
The way SamSteveBucky Camelot AUs have lived in my head rent free for years now.
Hey guyz, it’s that one day a year that I pretend to be Steve Rogers and tell myself things to make me feel better about how things are going. :)
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Hope y’all are doing well! What a year 2020 has been, eh?
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augh, forgot to say – the “calling to report space anomaly” was actually LA blackout of 1995, and Sam’s poster fiasco was something that happened to Anthony Mackie when The Winter Soldier first came out. And here’s some night skies over cities.
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Watching The Mummy movies and wondering who will fulfill my sudden desire for a Mummy!SamSteveBucky AU
Shout-out to one of my OG triads: Ardeth/Evy/Rick
Sometimes this fandom is a trash fire. Sam Wilson deserves better.
But which one is Sam, Steve, and Bucky?
Listen the winter soldier peeled my 13 year old hairline all the way back in a way no movie (excluding rag. And bp they don’t count) from the MCU will ever ever ever do again. The flavor of TWS Steve Rogers…untouchable. Tht man literally murdered so many people in the movie. As soon as his ass decided to dunk in that water in the beginning he was breaking spines and throwing knives through hands n shit he killed all them people on that ship by hiself. And THEN this man takes out a whole fucking plane by himself like why the fuck was Steve such a bad bitch in that movie.
Don’t get me started on winter soldier bucky he had the sauce. The shot where he’s in Alexander Pierce’s house n the light is just on his eyes. I FELT that. HIS WALK? His energy? Okay. SAM Wilson is ALSO a bad bitch he pushed tht one dude off the overpass he said I don’t give a fuck and took his gun. And he told what’s his face to shut the hell up he said I don’t got time for ur dumbass just shut the fuck up.
Before Marvel and the Feige interfered the Captain America movies were on track to be the best arc ever. Then Avengers 2.5 (CACW) came along to crush dreams and such.
Pairing: Sam Wilson x Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes
Alternate Universe
Summary: Steve - Steve and Sam’s tenth anniversary is weeks away, but another trip to Paris isn’t exactly what Steve has in mind. While showing a prospective business associate a night on the town, Steve links eyes with a long haired stranger - a gets a brilliant idea.
Bucky - Its a normal night at work for Bucky - free drinks, loud music, drunk, horny men. He’s twenty bucks into a lap dance when he spots a new, handsome face, sparking his interest immediately. They link eyes, and boy, is Bucky a suckerfor blue eyes.
Sam - Sam? Sam’s just along for the ride(if you catch his drift).
Warnings: smut, stripping, shibari, anal sex, oral sex, no refractory period (the boys are doing it, and doing it, and doing it well), threesome, sex… a lot of sex
Status:COMPLETE
A/N: Here it is! This is my story for the Marvel Reverse Big Bang! This was inspired by the beautiful art of @heyboydraws below. You guys know I love a slutty Bucky Barnes and as SOON as I saw it, I knew it had to be mine!
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WE DON’T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT OF HOW SAM WILSON IS ONE OF THE MOST QUEERCODED CARACTERS IN THE MCU
They never even teased into him being slightly interested in ANY woman he shared screen with plus he’s relationship with other man were so always homoromantic. Also the fact that one of the main events iof his backstory is the lost of his wingman who could probably be his first love.
Anyways I LOVE mlm Sam Wilson
#HE LITERALLY FOLLOWED STEVE AFTER MEETING HIM FOR TWO MINUTES AND I AM 100% SURE MARVEL DIDN’T WENT DEEPER IN HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH RILEY IN TFATWS BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T NOT MAKE IT GAY
WE DON’T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT OF HOW SAM WILSON IS ONE OF THE MOST QUEERCODED CARACTERS IN THE MCU
They never even teased into him being slightly interested in ANY woman he shared screen with plus he’s relationship with other man were so always homoromantic. Also the fact that one of the main events iof his backstory is the lost of his wingman who could probably be his first love.
Anyways I LOVE mlm Sam Wilson
