#kirk and bones

quinzycobweb:

thecalmingblog:

The two cats. [x]

This is a-freaking-dorable.

Fili: Um.  This is more like Uncle Thorin and Uncle Bilbo.

Kili: John and Sherlock!

Thorin: John and Margaret

Bilbo: Kirk and Bones

Sherlock: Kirk and Spock, if you please. 

John: Heh.  You know about that too? 

Sherlock:  Please.  It’s one of the original Slash Ships - aside from us, of course. 

John: My turn!  Um.  Um.  Aidan and Dean.

All the Muses turn to look at John in amusement.

John: What?

Kili:  RPF, John Watson, really?!!!

John: Look, there’s plenty of room in MY handbasket!

theappleppielifestyle:

blackamazon:

”there there angry face”
”no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

#kirk and bones

#thorin and bilbo

#fili and kili (JUST AS BROS, OKAY, GEEZAS YOU GUISE I SWEAR….LOL)

(darthstitch is not a fan of durincest, btw so her muses are strictly bros but she does not run a hate blog so she will not harsh anyone’s fili/kili otp squee or argue about durincest because she believes in a free ocean of shipping and she is happy to sit in her happy corner of shipdom and squee okay? OK.)

Thorin:  Mahal, I am not that grumpy.  And sometimes places get switched around. 

Bilbo: Although I must say it’s adorable when Thorin is the one being a Happy Duckling of Fluffy Yellow Sunshine. 

Thorin: *facepalm*  Beloved!

Bilbo: Okay, let me amend that to Happy MAJESTIC Duckling of Fluffy Yellow Sunshine.  Oi!

*Thorin has drawn an arm around Bilbo’s waist, pulled him close and has buried his face in Bilbo’s neck and NO HE IS NOT BLUSHING*

Bilbo: *blushes too*  Um.  We both get like that sometimes but today it’s his turn.  *sneaks kiss into Thorin’s hair* 

Me: WANDERINGQUILL THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT…..